There's eight hours daily of Wattpad and Internet
Till life comes along just to end iiit
So the annual problem for all warrior cats
Is finding a good way to speeeeeend iiiiiiiiiiiit
LIKE MAYBE
HAVING A PIRATE WAR OR PUSHING A BUTTON THAT ENDS THE WORLD AND ITS PIES
DISCOVERING SOME ONE WHO'S ACTUALLY A COW (Bob: Moo!)
OR MAKING TIGERSTAR CRY
COOKIE MUSICALS
HOSTING OUR TALENT SHOWS
OR LOCATING TIGERSTAR'S BRAIN (Roseflight: He doesn't have one!)
FINDING A DRAGONPLEEP
PAINTING A ROSEHEART'S FACE
OR DRIVING THE SANE CATS INSANE (Firestar: what the heck)
AS YOU CAN SEE THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO DO
BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW
SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE AWESOMECLAN IS GONNA DO IT AAAAAAAALL
SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE AWESOMECLAN IS GONNA DO IT ALL!
(Random cake: *appears*
Silverstar: SEE I TOLD YOU THE CAKE WAS A LIE)
... *ending guitar riff*
Still accepting ideas for theme songs to parody :D
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
