IN AWESOMECLAN'S SHIP
Silverstar: Frostbeard, do ye see any land up ahead?
Frostwhisker: *in the crows nest* Not so far, Long John Silverstar!
Silverstar: We agreed you'd call me Silverbeard!
Frostwhisker: Okay :(
Frozenpaw: ROSEBEARD!
Roseflight and Roseheart: Huh? ...Okay.
Frozenpaw: *sigh* Roseflight, you're Spoonbeard, remember!
Roseflight: Oh yeah
Roseheart: Anyways, what does ye want-eth, Frozenbeard?
Frozenpaw: Have you fed the Bobbeard yet?
Roseheart: Yes I have!
Bob: MOO!
Frostwhisker: SHIPS AHOY!
Frozenpaw: I love cookies!
Frostwhisker: No, I mean there are ships. And they have stuff :D
Hollyblaze: What do they have? Gold? Silver? Crystal?
Moonpaw: Rubies and sapphires!
Dragonsoul: Diamond and pearl would be pretty cool too
Frostwhisker: I'm not sure; it's not all black-and-white
IN ST00PIDCLAN'S SHIP
Derpystar: Beardbeard, how are things looking below deck?
Beard: Below deck is boring, Derpybeard.
Derpystar: Yes it is. Burntbeard, any other ships around?
Burntpancake: Nope. But my name is so unfortunate ;-;
Oddbeard: *facepaw*
Derpystar: That be a shame, my lad.
Marshmallow: Why? No ships means no trouble, right?
Derpystar: But Marshmallowbeard, how do you expect to get treasures by just sailing around?
Marshmallow: Um...... miracles?
Derpystar: NO! We gotta battle other Clans! PURPLEBEARD, USE YOUR SPARKLES TO ATTRACT PEOPLE!
Purplesparkles: Aye aye! *fires the sparkle cannon*
*SPARKLES EVERYWHERE*
Purplesparkles: Yay! :D
AWESOMECLAN'S SHIP
Silverstar: GLITTER AHOY!
Dragonsoul: Glitter? That's a sign of friendship, right?
Fireblaze: Ha xD Friend-ship
Roseflight: Focus, Firebeard! Maybe they're a trading ship and they're gonna give us gold!
Hollyblaze: GOLD?!?! THEY HAVE GOLD?!?!?!
Shaggyfur: Calm down, Hollybeard. We don't know for sure. ...In unrelated news, I love the name Shaggybeard :3
Silverstar: TO THE SHIP! Row! Row! Row!
Nyankitten and Lionfluffeh: *rows the ship towards the other ship*
Lionfluffeh: Why do they leave the rowing to us? I'm a KIT, for StarClan's sake!
Nyankitten: Nyan :(
Q&C: Do you like teh pirates? :D (And for Pokemon fans, did you get the reference?) ;)
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