Graystripe: I haven't visited Firestar in a while. I might as well. *pads into Firestar's den* Hey Firestar what's uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh... What?
Firestar: *in a dress made of peanut brittle* I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Graystripe* *runs away*
Graystripe: Oh, so THAT'S why I never visit him.
IN RIVERCLAN CAMP
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Leopardstar and runs away*
Leopardstar: Oh, so THAT'S why I hate ThunderClan cats.
IN WINDCLAN CAMP
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Onestar and runs away*
Onestar: Oh, so THAT'S why I stopped being friends with him.
IN SHADOWCLAN CAMP
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Blackstar and runs away*
Blackstar: Oh, so THAT'S why I hate ThunderClan cats.
IN SKYCLAN CAMP
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Leafstar and runs away*
Leafstar: Oh, so THAT'S why Cloudstar left the forest.
IN ST00PIDCLAN CAMP
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Derpystar and runs away*
Derpystar: Oh, so THAT'S why I love the Clan cats.
IN AWESOMECLAN CAMP
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Silverstar and runs away*
Silverstar: Oh, so THAT'S why I wanted to leave the Clans and make my own Clan.
IN BLOODCLAN CAMP
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Scourge and runs away*
Scourge: Oh, so THAT'S why I wanted to take over the Clans.
IN STARCLAN
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Spottedleaf and runs away*
Spottedleaf: Oh, so THAT'S why I died.
IN THE DARK FOREST
Firestar: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on Tigerstar and runs away*
Tigerstar: Oh, so THAT'S why I wanted to kill him.
AT THE GATHERING
Firestar, Graystripe, Leopardstar, Onestar, Blackstar, Leafstar, Derpystar, Silverstar, Scourge, Spottedleaf, and TIgerstar: *all dressed in peanut brittle* WE ARE THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on everyone else*
Everyone else: WE ARE THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on everybody in the world*
Everybody in the world: WE ARE THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on the world*
World: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on all the other planets in the Solar System*
Solar System: WE ARE THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on everything in the Milky Way Galaxy*
Milky Way Galaxy: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on the universe*
The Universe: I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN.
Q&C: How many boxes of Cheerios do you think that took?
Also,
I AM THE PEANUT BRITTLE QUEEN. *pours Cheerios on you and runs away*
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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
