Longtail: My tail's longer than yours!
Talltail: Yeah? Well MY tail's TALLER than yours!
Cloudtail: My tail's a cloud <3
Redtail: My tail's red!
Berrynose: My tail is stumpy! Berry, berry stumpy. >:3
Hazeltail: My tail is hazel~
Heathertail: My tail's a heather
Heathermouth: Just like my mouth! :3
Feathertail: My tail's a feather
Feathermouth: Oh wait I don't exist *poofs out of existence*
Sorreltail: My tail is a sorrel
Speckletail: My tail's all speckley xD
Acorntail: My tail's an acorn!
Cherrytail: My tail's a cherry
Minnowtail: My tail's a minnow
Rippletail: My tail has ripples in it ;-;
Halftail: My tail's in half!
Maggottail: My tail's a maggot!
Brokentail: MY TAIL'S BROKEN >:D
Everybody else: ...
Lionheart: Nobody cares, Brokentail.
Cloudtail: Lionheart how did YOU get here?!
Lionheart: That doesn't matter. Now SMOTHER IN MY FLOOFINESS *sits on top of Brokentail*
Brokentail: why must you be so fluffy...? ;-; *dies*
Roseflight: This must be the SSS Warrior Cats version of Lionheart o3o *poofs away*
Q&C: Who do you think should've won the tail contest? :D
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
