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Squirrelflight Jokes

NOTE: I do not own Spongebob!

Heathermouth's First Comedy Show

Firestar: OK, everybody settle down. Welcome to the Komedy Klan! Now please give a warm welcome to our first comic, the indiscernible Graystripe. *walks off stage*

Graystripe: Good evening, folks. I'm going to skip the jokes and get right to the part where I throw pies at you. *gets a cart of pies*

ThunderClan: *puts on umbrellas*

*PIES EVERYWHERE*

Heathermouth: xD I hope I do as good as that guy.

Graystripe *Backstage* Man, those cats will laugh at anything. I got them all worked up for you.

Firestar: PUT YOUR PAWS TOGETHER FOR HEATHERMOUTH!

Heathermouth: Hey, hey, hey ladies and gentlecats, have you ever noticed salt shakers? I mean, you fill them up every night at closing, and I mean, where does it all go? Huh? You know what I mean?

Cricket: *chirp chirp*

Heathermouth: And tomatoes -- what's the deal on those things? Heh heh... I mean, you chop them up into slices, but...

Cricket: *not even chirping anymore*

Heathermouth: What are they, vegetables or...fruit? And what does that make? Ketchup? 

Roseflight: Oh brother, she stinks!

ThunderClan: Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashfur: Hey, hey funny guy, I've got a joke for you! What smells rotten and puts kits to sleep?

Heathermouth: Umm, deathberries?

Ashfur: No! Your act!

ThunderClan: LOL xDD

Heathermouth: Um... *notices Squirrelflight in the crowd* Did you ever notice how big Squirrelflight's teeth are?

Ashfur: That's true.

Squirrelflight: Huh?

Heathermouth: I mean, hey, you could land a monster on those things. And what's up with all that Squirrelflight fur? I guess fleas need a home too.

ThunderClan: xDD

Heathermouth: And she SMELLS! But hey, you'd stink too if you spent three moons in Horseplace. ... Hey, why does it take more than one Squirrelflight to change a light bulb?

Cloudtail: WHYY? 8D

Heathermouth: Because, they're so darn stupid! *backstage* *Squirrelflight is there* Ohai Squirreh! :3

Squirrelflight: Hey, Heathermouth

Heathermouth: Did you enjoy the show?

Squirrelflight: Well, no. Those jokes are hurtful and you know it. :c

Heathermouth: Come on Squirrelflight, I was just joking. I mean, everybody knows that you're the smartest one in ThunderClan.

@Rosehrulez: Riiight....

Heathermouth: We all gotta laugh at ourselves once in a while. I do it all the time! *holds up a mirror and looks at herself* OMG LOL XXDDDD

Heathermouth's Second Comedy Show

Heathermouth: La-la-la-la-la-la. Squirrely, squirrely, squirrely, squirrelflight. Because they're STUPID. Because they're STUPID. :D

Squirrelflight: Hey, Heathermouth? Umm, I need to talk to you about them Squirrelflight jokes.

Heathermouth: We already talked about that, remember? *holds up the mirror* XDD

Squirrelflight: Heathermouth, this is serious. Since you've been telling them jokes, people have been treating me different.

Roseflight: Heathermouth, five minutes. *notices Squirrelflight* ...Hellooo, Squirrelflight. Me Roseflight! Do you under staaaaaaand?

Squirrelflight: -__-

Roseflight: Squirrels *walks off*

Firestar: Put your paws together for Heathermouth!

Roseflight: Tell the one about Squirrelflight and the light bulbs!

Heathermouth: Uhh, hey, what about this thing! *takes out a rubber chicken*Huh? Huh?

Roseflight: OMG CHICKENLINA NO! *faints*

Heathermouth: *puts on squirrel outfit* HOWDY YAAAAWL!!! Y DOES IT TAKE MORE THAN ONE SQUIRRELFLIGHT TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

ThunderClan (except for Roseflight, who's KO'd, and Jayfeather, who's treating Roseflight): BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DARN STUPID!!

Squirrelflight: DIE! *attacks Heathermouth*

Heathermouth: X__X *dead*

In StarClan

Bluestar: This can't happen!

Heathermouth: I know right! I have to do a new act in a week!

Bluestar: I'll revive you on one condition. NO MORE SQUIRRELFLIGHT JOKES.

Heathermouth: Okay :( *is revived* :D

Heathermouth's Third Comedy Show

Heathermouth: Thank you, thank you very much. Well, y'know, last week I ran into Squirrelflight. And I said, 'Hey, why don't you go get a couple of squirrel friends and we'll go change a light bulb.'

Everybody: LOL

Heathermouth: But seriously folks, the only thing dumber than Squirrelflight... is HEATHERMOUTH! I mean, we're so dumb, we have HEATHER in our MOUTHS *puts heather in her mouth* WHEEEEEEEEE :D

Roseflight: That's true xD

Heathermouth: Leaders? Oh brother. They're so lame, THEY'RE NOT EVEN DINOSAURS

Blackstar: It's POLYdactyl -.-

Onestar: Come on dude, don't you have a sense of humor? xD

Heathermouth: Now let me tell you about those RiverClan cats? Boy are they smelly. I mean how can a creature that spends so much time in the water smell so bad? I mean REALLY? *imitates a fish* Soap...soap...what is...soap?

Everybody: LOL

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Again, I don't own Spongebob's "Squirrel Jokes" This is just a spoof/parody thingy :3