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ECC 4: Home Alone-Warriors Style

*le when Firestar was just a floofeh lil' kitten named Rusty*

Nutmeg: Okay, kits, who's ready to go on vacation?

Some kits: We are! We are!

Rusty: *le not paying attention*

Nutmeg: Okay guys, we leave in the morning.

~~~

*The next morning*

....

....

Nutmeg and Jake: WE OVERSLEPT!

Princess: Oh nu we gotta go to the Cat-Monster!

Kit: What's a Cat-Monster?

Princess: Our little kitty car that'll take us to the plane

Kit: Oh yeah!

Jake: I hope Quince isn't too mad

Nutmeg: Oh yeah, Quince -.-

Ruby: *from outside* Hurry up, guys, we're gonna be late for the... whatever it is.... we're going to!

Princess: Okay, we're coming!

~~~

*they all hurry out there and get to the plane*

Jake: Okay Nutmeg, this is my other mate, Quince. And these are her three kits, Ruby, Socks, and Tiny.

Socks: You mean two kits, and a runt. *knocks Tiny out of his seat*

Tiny: Nuu! D:

Quince: Shush, Socks. *picks up Tiny*

Tiny: :3

Nutmeg: And I'm Jake's FIRST mate, Nutmeg. And my kits are over there *points to the seat where all her kits are piled on top of each other* Come here kits!

Kits: *run over to Nutmeg even though I don't think that's allowed on the flight but who cares about laws in a cat spoof?*

Nutmeg: This is Kit 1, Kit 2, Kit 3, Kit 4--

Quince: Why don't they have names?

Nutmeg: Because their names are never mentioned in the series! In fact, I don't even know how many kits I have, because that was never mentioned in the series either!

Moonpaw: FOURTH WALL

Roseflight: Why are we here? We aren't supposed to exist yet. TIME-LORD HOLLYLEAF!

Hollyleaf: *sigh* *teleports them back to their time*

Nutmeg: o.o ... Okay... and this is Princess, and..... Rusty.... ... RUSTY!!!

~~~

*MEANWHILE*

Rusty: Yeah I have the house all to myself! >:D PARTEH I'm gonna run out into the forest, BECAUSE I CAN! >:D *runs out*

Smudge: Rusty what the heck are you doing?!

Rusty: Doin' stuff o3o Gonna go out into the forest

Smudge: But haven't you heard the story of Old Cat Bluey?

Rusty: Wut?

Smudge: She... she and her henchman Graypaw... KILLS house cats! D:

Rusty: ...Oh fudge

Bluestar: *runs up* Hey, Rusty!

Rusty: O__O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *runs back in the house*

Graypaw: What the heck is up with that kit?

Smudge: AAAAAAH! *runs in with Rusty*

Rusty: *hides under bed* o.o

Smudge: You're supposed to be the cat of the house!

Rusty: But.. But I so scared... ;~; help meh

Cat: You're GONNA be scared after THIS!

Rusty: Whozzat?

Cat: *is Tigerclaw* We're the cat bandits!

Darkstripe: *is with him* Yeah lol

Smudge: I think it's time for the best part of the movie :3

Rusty: Yeah, you mean the part where I go all whacko on the bad guys?

Tigerclaw: It's not time for that part yet, Kittypet!

Rusty: What do you mean?

Darkstripe: In the movies, you have to make up with the cat you were scared of, THEN kick our butts.

Rusty: Oh yeah.

Smudge: So, I guess that means you gotta talk with Bluestar and whatevs?

Rusty: Yep

~~~

*In ThunderClan camp*

Rusty: BLUESTAR, GRAYPAW!

Bluestar: Yes?

Graypaw: Ohai! :D

Rusty: If I join ThunderClan, will you forgive me for being a stupid kit and etc?

Bluestar: ...Sure. Your new name is Firepaw

Firepaw: AWESOME :D Now to kick booteh! *runs back to Twolegplace*

Graypaw: He's a strange kit

Bluestar: I know

~~~

*Back at Twolegplace*

Tigerclaw: What happened to the kittypet?

Darkstripe: Dunno. But this is stupid.

Firepaw: This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *rams into Darkstripe and hits him with a stick*

Darkstripe: ...Ow.

Firepaw: *whacks Tigerclaw on the head with a paint can*

Tigerclaw: *is pink* NU I'M PINK

Firepaw: *gives Tigerclaw a barbie doll*

Tigerclaw: Thanks! *hugs it*

Barbie doll: *explodes*

Tigerclaw: Fudge

Bluestar: FREEZE!

Tigerclaw and Darkstripe: o.o;

Bluestar: *arrests them* Yeah! >:D

Firepaw: Woohoo!

And in the end Nutmeg never found Firepaw because he lives in ThunderClan now, YAY! :D 

NEXT SPOOF IN THE COUNTDOWN: Santa Claws is WHO? 

Q&C: Do you like the Home Alone movies?