FLASHBACK TO WHEN ROSEFLIGHT WAS AN APPRENTICE
Rosepaw: Hollyleaf?
Hollyleaf: Yes, apprentice?
Rosepaw: How come nobody wears shoes in ThunderClam?
Hollyleaf: It's ThunderCLAN. And the reason why...
FLASHBACK TO THE FIRST CAT WHO WORE SHOES IN THUNDERCLAN (takes place during A Dangerous Path)
(Wow, a flashback within a flashback. Flashback-ception!)
Snowkit (Speckletail's kit): Whee I'n gon wer shoes and nobod gonna stop me! *puts on shoes* Make a loopdeloo and pull, and ur shoes are looking kewl! :3 *runs around camp* HEY EVERYBOD I HAS SHOES!!!
Bluestar: EVERYBODY, SNOWKIT IS WEARING SHOES! SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA! I REPEAT, SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Ashpaw: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Swiftpaw: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Whitestorm: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Brackenfur: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Longtail: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Fernpaw: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Fireheart: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Cloudpaw: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Brightpaw: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Cinderpelt: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Darkstripe: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Frostfur: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Every other cat in ThunderClan: SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA! SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA!
Snowkit: Wat's goin on...?
ThunderClan: *circles around Snowkit* SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA.
Snowkit: Um...
ThunderClan: *closing in on Snowkit* SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA. SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA. SNOWKIT IS THE KITTYPET'S BANANA.
Snowkit: O.o; *eye twitch* *about to scream*
Bluestar: RAAAGE MOOOOODE!!!
*everybody rapidly throws trees at Snowkit*
Snowkit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
BACK TO THE PRESENT. WELL, NOT THE PRESENT, BUT THE FIRST FLASHBACK, WHEN ROSEFLIGHT WAS AN APPRENTICE. IN OTHER WORDS, THE END OF ONE FLASHBACK, THE CONTINUING OF ANOTHER. CONFUSING, HUH?
Hollyleaf: And that was how Snowkit really died. Because he wore shoes.
Rosepaw: Wait, how do you know that?
Hollyleaf: Sweetie, I am a Time Lord.
Rosepaw: o.o ...
Hollyleaf: Lol jk Firestar told me the story.
Rosepaw: ... *still suspicious*
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