Roseflight: Derp derp derp derp derppppppp~ :3
Dragon: *flies up to Roseflight* I'M A DRAGON, HEAR ME RAWR! >:D
Roseflight: AHH! *faints*
Dragon: Okay, maybe this is why I don't have enough friends... *turns into a black she-cat with markings on her pelt, and spiky fur on her back*
Roseflight: *wakes up* YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Dragon/cat: Dude, calm down, ok? Or else I'll have to slap you with a fish.
Roseflight: I like fish. *eats all dragon/cat's fish*
Dragon/cat: Have all the fish you want. I'm Dragonsoul.
Roseflight: I'm Roseflight! Wanna be a judge on Warriors Has Talent?
Dragonsoul: Sure, why not?
WARRIORS HAS TALENT
Frostwhisker: Welcome back guys and be sure to give a warm welcome to Dragonsoul!
Dragonsoul: FEAR ME OR FACE MY FISHES!
Roseflight: And the cat who's being eliminated is, LIONBLAZE! :D
*audience cheers*
Lionblaze: *explodes*
... *comes back completely unscathed*
...*explodes again*
*still not affected*
*etc*
Roseflight: Considering Lionblaze is supposed to be invincible... this may take a while. Let's have Breezepelt go on first.
Breezepelt: I'M SEXY AND U KNOW IT *dances*
Frostwhisker: ... No cat should ever have to see this o_o
Dragonsoul: FACE MY FISHY FURY! *slaps Breezepelt with a fish*
Squirrelflight: THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T EEEEEND
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T EEEEEND
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T EEEEEND
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T EEEEEND
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T EEEEEND
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T EEEEEND
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T EEEEEND
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T EEEEEND
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL JUST KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS--
Roseflight: SHADDUP!!!
Lionblaze: *still exploding*
Frostwhisker: Let's see Firestar, Graystripe, and Tigerstar's thing.
Firestar: HEY KITS! DO YOU KNOW A CAT THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES? :D
Audience: YEAH! :D
Graystripe: IS HIS NAME TIGERSTAR? :D
Audience: YEAH! :D
Firestar: Then get TIGERSTAR-B-GONE! Here's how it works! :3 *sprays Tigerstar-B-Gone! on Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: What the heck nuuuuuuuuuu--*his nuu-ing turns into mouse-like squeaks* Ee! ..Mew! o.o Mew! *is a tiny furry kitten* Halp!
Graystripe: Aw, isn't it adorable?
Tigerstar: I'm not an "it"!
Firestar: Get your Tigerstar-B-Gone today! We also have Cinderheart and Lionblaze-B-Gone. Available in 26 fragrances. :3
Dragonsoul: Cool! :D And all that's left is Dustpelt.
Dustpelt: *holds up something* It's flubber! :D
Frostwhisker: What is it really?
Dustpelt: Mud! :D
Lionblaze: *still exploding* He-- *boom* got that-- *boom* idea from me! *boom*
Roseflight: Okey guys, here are the peeps:
BREEZEPELT
SQUIRRELFLIGHT
FIRESTAR, GRAYSTRIPE, AND TIGERSTAR
DUSTPELT
You know what to do.
Dragonsoul: Seeya next time! :D
After they have gone off-air
Lionblaze: *still exploding and not being affected*
Dragonsoul: I know! LIONBLAZE-B-GONE! *sprays can on Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: o_o No! *shrinks down to an adorable orange kitten* Meww! MEW!
Dragonsoul: IT'S. SO. TINY!!!! I promise I won't eat you. You're too fluffy. BUT I might step on you.
Lionblaze: *mortified*
Moonpaw: Hey guys!
Roseflight: Hey, Moonpaw!
Moonpaw: How about we keep him as our pet? I even have a little house! *holds up a dollhouse of sorts, kind of like those ZhuZhu Pets things they used to sell* It even has working electricity and running water! :3
Frostwhisker: DO IT! We can even make him do whatever we tell him! *evil laugh*
Roseflight: Okay! It'll be fun having him as a pet. I'll call him Lionfluffeh!
Frostwhisker: Wonderful! The plan is working... Now let's get Lionfluffeh into his new home!
Roseflight: Okay! :D
Lionfluffeh: o__o help
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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
