Moonpaw: Hi and welcome to Warriors Has Talent!
Frostwhisker: In this episode, other people's OCs will be the host! Which, so far, is me, Moonpaw, and Shaggyfur.
Shaggyfur: Roseflight will let your OC join the fun too, if you ask! :D
Moonpaw: So, let's see who's getting eliminated...
Frostwhisker: It's CINDERHEART! :D
Cinderheart: Aw, nyan! *explodes*
Shaggyfur: Does a cat ALWAYS explode when they're getting eliminated?
Moonpaw: Yes. Now let's see what Breezepelt's doing.
Breezepelt: I'm doing bird calls! :D *starts shouting like a crow* GRAAAAAACK!!!!! GRAAAACK!!!!! CACAW CACAW!
Frostwhisker: o__o
Moonpaw: -__-
Shaggyfur: ^__^
*a large crow comes and lands on Breezepelt's shoulder*
Breezepelt: *kills the crow* :D For you guys! *throws the crow at the readers*
Shaggyfur: And Breezepelt taught us a new way to hunt! :D Next we have Squirrelwhatsherface :D
Squirrelwhatsherface: It's Squirrelflight! And I'm gonna fall on my face again! *falls on her face*
Moonpaw: Our next contestant is Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: IT'S THE EYE OF THE LIONBLAZE
IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR--
Roseflight: GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!! *throws tomatoes at Lionblaze*
Frostwhisker: She's here? :3
Roseflight: Hi Frostwhisker! *waves*
Shaggyfur: Now on to Firestar, Graystripe, and Tigerstar! I bet they'll have something fun for us.
Tigerstar: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARB--
Graystripe: *whacks Tigerstar on the head with a mallet*
Tigerstar: X__X
Firestar: *draws a mustache on Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: X__~~__X (the ~~ is the mustache :3)
Graystripe: *chops Tigerstar in half*
Shaggyfur: YES! A BURDEN HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM OUR SHOULDERS!
Moonpaw: Ding dong the Tigerstar's dead! :3
Frostwhisker: You do realize he'll be alive by next episode, right?
Moonpaw: LET US ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS, OKAY?
Shaggyfur: And our last contestant, Dustpelt!
Dustpelt: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER
IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL
AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT
AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EEEEEEEEYE
OF THE TIIIIIGERRRRRRRRR
Lionblaze: No fair! I sang that song and I got pelted with tomatoes!
Dustpelt: Well I sung it better!
Roseflight: True. :3
Moonpaw: So, our contestants are:
BREEZEPELT
SQUIRRELFLIGHT
LIONBLAZE
FIRESTAR, GRAYSTRIPE, AND TIGERSTAR
DUSTPELT
Remember, you can only eliminate one cat at once.
Roseflight: VOTE LIONBLAZE!
Frostwhisker: And see ya next time!
Later...
Cinderheart: I'm sorry, Nyanstar. I have failed you.
Bluestar: Nobody succeeds on their first try, Cindernyan. But your courage and hope have proven that you worthy nonetheless.
Cinderheart: Really?
Bluestar: Of course. *places a poptart on Cinderheart's foreheat*
Cinderheart: *turns into Nyan Cat* Nyan nyan nyan!
Bluestar: *does the same* Nyan.
Yellowfang: CINDERPELT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Cinderheart: WHAT?
Stoneteller: WHAT?
Dustpelt: WHAT?
Chickenlina: WHAT?
Roseflight: WHAT?
Random Cat: WHAT?
Graystripe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
World: *EXPLODES*
Firestar: *wakes up* AHH! Oh whew, it was just a dream.
Spottedleaf: *holding a sock puppet* No it wasn't...
Firestar: *realizes he and Spottedleaf are on the moon* AAH!
Moon: *EXPLODES*
Firestar: *wakes up* AH! Oh, it was just a dream. Weird... *he realizes he is on Pluto* AAH!
Pluto: *EXPLODES*
Firestar: *wakes up* Oh what now? *he is in Jupiter*
Jupiter: *EXPLODES*
Firestar: *wakes up* *he is on a rock flying in space* ...Really?
Rock: *EXPLODES*
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