Roseflight: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the finally of Warriors Has Talent! :D
Moonpaw: You mean finale.
Roseflight: No, finally. Because this show is FINALLY ending.
Heathermouth: *facepaw*
Moonpaw: Let's look at what place everybody made! Remember: Rank is determined from the order they were eliminated.
Roseflight: That's right! Let's do this:
TENTH PLACE: Random Cat! He's stupid, and he literally DID NOTHING for his act -__- He was the first to leave, thank StarClan
NINTH PLACE: Leafpool and Crowfeather! Their acting sucks -__-
EIGHTH PLACE: Harrykit! He was eliminated at the same time as Leafpool and Crowfeather, but I think he deserved the higher place. He was a good kit, except he kept exploding too much.
SEVENTH PLACE: Leopardstar! She just... no.
SIXTH PLACE: Cinderheart! She nyans too much. Also, Lionblaze likes her.
FIFTH PLACE: Lionblaze! HE BROKE MY FLIPPING HEART!!! The only reason he made the top five was because everyone else was worse than him.
Lionfluffeh: Meow :(
Roseflight: FOURTH PLACE: Dustpelt! His derpiness brought him up to be great, but not great enough.
THIRD PLACE: Breezepelt! He's sexy *cough*SELF-PROCLAIMED*cough*, but apparently, not to everyone else
SECOND PLACE: Squirrelflight! She has an amazing singing voice that almost brought her to the top!
AND NOW, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... Lionfluffeh, drumroll plz!
Lionfluffeh: *taps his tiny paws to try and make drum noises*
Roseflight: FIRESTAR, GRAYSTRIPE, AND TIGERSTAR have won the competition! Their good singing, amazing inventions, and spectacular public presentations of Tigerstar being murdered have brought them up to first place! Let's give them a paw!
Lionfluffeh: *hides his feet*
Moonpaw: Don't worry, she just means applause.
*Everybody is clapping*
Heathermouth: Thanks for joining us on Warriors Has Talent! Maybe we'll have a second season soon *that tongue twisting tho* but for now, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! :D
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FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
