The cats of the Clans try to perform songs from the beloved movie "Frozen". However, they fail horribly! :D
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?
Tawnypelt: Do you wanna build a snow-Nyan?
Tigerstar: No.
Tawnypelt: Or ride our bikes around the hall?
Tigerstar: What's a hall?
Tawnypelt: I think some company is overdue
Because I know you
Talk to your Barbie dolls!
Tigerstar: WHO TOLD YOU?
Shaggyfur: *raises paw* Guilty as charged.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER
Roseflight: Tonight imagine me, pelt and all
Fetchingly draped against the wall
The picture of sophisticated grace
I suddenly see him standing there
A beautiful Frostwhisker tall and fair
I wanna stuff some chocolate in my faaaaaaaaace!
*eats all the chocolate*
o__o
*dies of chocolate poisoning*
Frostwhisker: You told me it wasn't dangerous!
Squirrelflight: SO-RRY!
Jayfeather: *groan* *revives Roseflight*
LET IT GO
Moonpaw: Now I'm gonna be combining "Let It Go", with a classic Christmas carol. :D
Shaggyfur: Well let's hear it.
Moonpaw: *singing to the tune of Let It Go*
LET IT SNOOOOOOW
LET IT SNOOOOOOOW
WELL THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL
LET IT SNOOOOW
LET IT SNOOOOOOOOOW
BUT THE FIRE IS SOOO DELIGHTFULLLLLL
AND SINCE WEEEEEEEEE HAVE NO PLAAAAACE TO GOOOOOOO
AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME SOOOOOOOOO
THE CLASSICS NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
Dragonsoul: Wow. Pretty good. o3o
LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR
Ashfur: I mean it's crazy
Squirrelflight: What?
Ashfur: We finish each other's--
Squirrelflight: SANDWICHES! :D
Ashfur: That's what I was gonna say!
Roseflight: *appears out of nowhere* Was it, Hans? Was it really? *stares at Ashfur* >:(
REINDEERS
Frostwhisker: Nyan Cats are better than warriors
Nyankitten, don't you think that's true?
Nyankitten: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
Frostwhisker: ....Do you even know the lyrics to this song?
Nyankitten: Nyan. :(
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER (reprise)
Ivypool: We can change this winter weather
And everything will be alright--
Dovewing: I CAAAAAAN'T!!!! *shoots Ivypool in the heart with ice*
Hollyleaf: Geez, she has anger issues.
Jayfeather: I'm surprised she can do something other than hear stuff.
IN SUMMER
Snownyan: Winter's a good time to stay and cuddle
But put me in summer and I'll be a...
Roseflight: PUDDLE! :D
Fireblaze: Roseflight what did you do that for?!
Snownyan: Fudge... *starts melting* WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD... oh wait, I'm a NYAN! :D *turns into a normal nyan cat* NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA
Fireblaze: I take that back. I like him better this way.
Nyan: Thanks! :D HUG *hugs Fireblaze*
Fireblaze: Yay hugs!
Roseflight: Best. Movie. EVER! :D
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