Jayfeather: SUDOWOODO I CHOOSE YOU *throws stick*
Roseflight: KADABRA I CHOOSE YOU *throws spoon* AND GEODUDE AND HOOTHOOT *throws her rock and owl*
Squirrelflight: SLURPUFF I CHOOSE YOU *throws cupcake*
Firestar: PERSIAN I CHOOSE YOU *throws Longtail*
Longtail: :3 im sexy and u know it
Dovewing: RATICATE I CHOOSE YOU *throws Mousefur*
Mousefur: >:C *offended*
Bluestar: ESPURR I CHOOSE YOU *throws Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: You can't choose me! I'm a Trainer!
Brambleclaw: GARBODOR I CHOOSE YOU *throws Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: This is about my farting problem, isn't it? -__-;
Roseflight: U have a farting problem? xD
Tigerstar: I don't wanna talk about it.

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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...