Spring Forward, Fall Back (Alucard x Chubby! Reader)

Chapter 58 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody...

Trevor P.O.V.

This is a horrible idea. I can't believe they wanted to do this shit. I'm currently standing in the middle of a costume shop with this idiot woman with purple hair sitting here looking at me like I shit in the middle of the floor while another woman who has blue hair is showing everyone else around the store. If this woman doesn't stop staring at me, I'm going to lose my shit.

"Are you guys about done?" I asked impatiently. The women were in the back with Mistress Blue Hair looking at dresses and shit while Fang Face and Fang Face Junior are at the side of the store looking at suits hanging on the wall. All I really want to do is go back, grab an ale and sit in front of the television. Is that too much to ask? Of COURSE it is!

"Belmont," Fang Face Junior calls out, "you should get over here. I see something that's perfect for you."

I already know I'm going to regret this, but I make my way over to him to see what he's talking about. When I come around a rack filled with some of the most idiotic clothing I've ever seen in my life, I see that blonde fuck standing there with some kind of dress. And its pink.

"The tag on it says it's a 'Naughty Nurse' costume. This would be perfect for you." As much as I want to smash his face into the wall, I just roll my eyes and walk toward the women. I can already see what Sypha has chosen and couldn't wait to see her in it, but Drac's wife is standing there with her hand cupped to the side of Y/N's face, whispering in her ear. Shortly after that, all the women were huddled in quiet conversation before they all broke apart giggling amongst themselves.

"What are you guys up to?" I asked as I got closer. I watched as both Sypha and Y/N jumped a little while Drac's wife turned to me with a smile.

"Just getting the finishing touches together for Y/N's costume."

"What is it?" I asked.

"Oh no you don't, Belmont," Sypha chastised. "We're not going to tell you because you have no idea how to keep your damn mouth shut."

"What are you talking about?" I asked. "I can keep my mouth shut just fine."

"Ok, so who was the one who blurted to Alucard that Y/N liked him after she specifically told us not to say anything?"

"He did that?" Drac's wife asked and received nods to the affirmative. "Oh, well then you're just going to have to wait until she's dressed."

I really wanted to know what she was going to be wearing so I could tease ol' Fang Face Junior about it, but these three just weren't going to cooperate. Instead, I saw Mistress Blue Hair walk from the back with a box and a huge bag that looked as if it had a weight in the bottom. She put it up on the counter and started toward me with a smirk on her face.

"She is gonna look hot!" she said once she made it to my side. "I can't give you any deets because I was asked not to say a word, but...damn."

"Can you at least tell me the color?" I asked. I knew I wasn't going to get much from that, but at least I'd have something to hold over ol Fangboy's head.

"Red and black. That's all you're getting from me," she said. I could tell she wanted to say more, but she'd been sworn to secrecy. At least I got that much.

"So, what can I get for you? Wait! I have the perfect thing!" Before I could tell her that I didn't need anything too much, she hurriedly ran to one of the racks and grabbed three things. Before I could say anything, or even look at the choices she made for that matter, she whisked me away to the dressing room and had me try on what she'd chosen. I didn't even get a chance to argue before she pulled the curtain closed and started giggling on the other side.