𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 - p.jackson

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

riley: is something burning?
percy: just my love for you
riley: percy, the toaster's on fire

riley: you're the love of my life and my best friend. i would do anything for you.
percy: i need you to drink less redbull and have a decent sleep schedule
riley: absolutely not

percy: *with his foot stuck in a chair* you might be asking, "percy, how did you do this to yourself?"
percy: *slightly baffled, trying to get foot out* well guys, percy doesn't know either

percy: don't worry. nobody else is going to ask aurora out
ethan: why
percy: because she's fucking terrifying

annabeth: can you do me a favor?
riley: i would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene, and take the blame for you
annabeth: cool, can you do the dishes?
riley: no

leo: *taps table*
nico: *taps back*
ethan: what are they doing?
percy: morse code
nico: *aggressively taps table*
leo: *slaps hand* no riley loves me more than you!

riley: i'm gonna ask you this one time, where is percy?
jason: yeah, i'll do you one better. who is percy?
leo: i'll do you one better. why is percy?



percy: grover was banned from the burger king so we had to go out of town to get some
grover: well, they shouldn't say 'all you can eat' if they don't mean it
riley: grover, you ate a chair

annabeth: we need a plan of attack
percy: i have a plan: attack

nero: i have an army
apollo: *blurts out* we have a percy jackson

some dumb god: is percy here?
riley: uh, you know what?
percy: *throws himself out of a window*
riley: he just left

grover: percy no
percy: percy yes
annabeth: percy no
percy: percy maybe
riley: percy no
percy: percy no

theo: welcome to my first vlog, where i will be trying different hair products
theo: [spraying hairspray in mouth]
theo: i do not recommend

annabeth: what was the one thing we told you not to do?
grover: burn down the house
riley: and what did you do?
percy: made you dinner
riley:
percy:
riley:
percy: .... and burn down the house

or...

rebecca: what was the one thing i told you not to do?
steve: burn down the house
rebecca: and what did you do?
bucky: made you dinner
rebecca:
steve:
bucky: ...and burned down the house

theo: [accidently does something illegal]
theo: hello, 911, i'd like to go to jail