Anthony: So about Mexicans...
Caesar: Oh no...
Rebel: why Mexicans???
Swift: I love how they did nothing to you and yet you're still gonna yell out racial slurs.
Anthony: they just love partying a lot don't they?
Caesar: I guess...???
Swift: okay so far so good.
Rebel: where are you going with this?
Anthony: Why are they so loud? All they do is talk gibberish to each other all day.
Caesar: that gibberish is called Spanish, genius.
Anthony: oh why thank you! * smiles * I know I'm smart!
Rebel: He was being sarcastic...
Anthony: what do you mean?
Swift: He was pretending to compliment you, dumb fuck.
Anthony: Wait so he was being happy about it???
Caesar: Babe, that's enthusiastic. I was being sarcastic.
Anthony: So that thing you called the Mexican people that played the instruments??
Caesar: That's fantastic, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Anthony: oh. Then why didn't you just say so?
Caesar: * growls *
Duff: Ant is annoying as fuck
Swift: I agree
Rebel: Same
Anthony: OH FUCK ALL OF YOU!
Duff: you already did!
Anthony: SHUTTUP! Even though You're right-
Rebel: damn right I'm right.
Anthony: only black peoples * shakes head, chuckles *
Caesar: * back slaps Anthony *
Anthony: Ow-
PB: I swear I always walk in at the wrong times.
Duff: sup bitch.
PB: sup whore.
Duff: whatcha up to?
PB: looking at you all. You?
Duff: dating my digital boyfrien.
PB: oh yeah? Well tell him I said hey.
Swift: uh Peanut...
Rebel: Man Don say nothin to that phone! He fake!
PB: Oh-
Duff: He may be fake but at least he's loyal.
Blackout: and not racist.
Anthony: I hope you get pulled over for no reason.
Blackout: YOU KNOW WHAT—
Jermal: * barges into house * Whattup niggas. What it do? Aye!
Caesar: hey Jermal. Why the fuck you walk into without knocking-
Anthony: Jer-who???
Swift: I have never met this dude...
Duff: huh who?? * looks up, gasps * Oh mah gawd be seggsy!
Jermal: I thought I'd make myself at home ya know? Been a while since we last seen you Caesar. We miss havin you on the basketball team.
Caesar: Yeah well I ain't comin back. So quit the flattering shit.
Anthony: WHO IS THIS MAN?!
Caesar: my ex teammate, Jermal Henson.
Jermal: Pleased to meet you, lil white boy. * shakes Anthony's hand *
Anthony: GAH! * tanks hand away, fake cries * MAH HAND HAS BEEN ASSAULTED AND STAINED BY THE BLACKNESS.
Jermal: Nigha I will—
PB: yeah imma stop this right here before it escalates 😬.
To be continued...
