Pt. 50

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Anthony: So...back onto the Mexicans topic...

Jermal: the what?

Caesar: I am so sorry, he's always like this. * shakes head *

Jermal: yeah make your son stop.

Caesar: son??? Nigga what? That's my husband-

Jermal: WHAT?! THAT THANG IS YO HUSBAND?! But...why a white boy?

Anthony: because niggers are too wild and obsolete.

Jermal: Huh?

Duff: he just called us black people unnecessary...

Jermal: I know damn well...

Anthony: You ain't getting it so HAH! * sticks tongue out playfully, taunts Jermal *

Jermal: * slow blink * Dude....what? I ain't gay.

Everyone but PB and Jermal: * LE GASP *

Swift: * holds chest * Not g-g-g-gay?!

Rebel: I CANNOT BELIEVE MAH EARS!

Anthony: EVEN WORSE! I STRAIGHT NIGGER 😭!

Caesar: * points to door * get out.

Anthony: * walks out *

Duff: OH NO MY DREAM MAN IS A STRIGHTEEEE! WAAAAAHHHHH!

PB:I am not shocked by this at all.

Swift: Why did he have to be straight Peanut?

PB: A change of scenery would be nice too ya know?

Rebel: I knew. She's homophobic now.

PB: HOW!

Rebel: you made a straight character! I'm gonna go to your Instagram, block you, then unblock you, and then comment rude things under your posts and then block you again!

PB: But I didn't even do anything wrong-

Swift: I cannot believe this, where is the manager?

Anthony: I am the manager.

Swift: shut the fuck up sludgy monkey!

Anthony: Go back to the Holocaust, Black nigger.

Swift: HELL NO! THATS WHY YO HEAD SHAPED LIKE A WATERMELON BITCH!

Anthony: Keep talking like that and I just might report you to the police for looking at me. * laughs hardly *

Jermal: yeah I don't like this dude.

Caesar: yeah we'll deal with it, he's my husband.

Jermal: what if I don't want to?

PB: then leave.

Rebel: yeah leave. Punk ass nigga...

Jermal: I ain't leaving. I came here to catch up with my friend Caesar.

Caesar: how thoughtful of you Jer. * smiles *

Anthony: YOU TAKE MY MAN, I BEAT YOUR ASS!

Jermal: Nigha I just said I'm straight...I don't flaunt over niggehs, okay? Dayum...

Anthony: I got my eye on you, khoolaid thief...

Jermal: YOU KNOW WHAAAAT—

PB: and here we go again... * sigh *

Swift: I am so done...

Rebel: I ain't...

Swift: what?

Rebel: with you~ * smirk *

Swift: Oh Rebby~

PB: Bruh—















To be continued...

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