Pt. 39

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Anthony: Guys, I just figured out something.

Rebel: What? That you're gay?

Anthony: NO NIGGER! That I'm white!

Everyone else: .... *face palms self*

Anthony: What?

Caesar: Anthony baby, you dumb ass fuck if you didn't know you was white before.

Anthony: and that's why you love me, right?

Caesar: No, I only like you for yo dick.

Swift: WHOA DAMN!

Rebel: HAHAHAHHA!

Anthony: I hate every single nigger that's in here.

Blackout: keep saying that and imma shove my dick down to throat.

Anthony: *scoffs* pffft, jokes on you because I'll like it!

Duff: We know you will you dumb ho.

PB: Y'all I'm tired.

Anthony: Who cares about a nigger's feelings? AM I RIGHT! *holds hand up* HIGH FIVE!

Caesar: *kicks Anthony in the ballsack* ... 😑

Anthony: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Rebel: This isn't funny.

PB: I know.

Swift: hey, faggot.

Duff: *looks at Swift* Who, me?

Swift: Well I mean, you're the only faggot I can see in here.

PB: ...

Caesar: I'm here!

Rebel: Shut the fuck up, you disappointment.

Caesar: ....YOU MEAN!

Rebel: SO!

Caesar: SO GO SUCK A DICK!

Rebel: GO LICK A TITTY FAGGOT!

Caesar: IM NOT STRAIGHT.

Anthony: says the one that said he wished I was a girl.

Caesar: ...that was a joke Anthony.

Anthony: a joke? Like me-...wait...

Rebel: Hah! You are a joke!

Anthony: Well, at least I'm not a slave.

Rebel: I AINT NO SLAVE! IM BLACK, THERES A DIFFERENCE!

Anthony: They're both the same to me,

Duff: y'all, I think I'm ugly.

Rebel: that's no surprise. I already knew that.

Duff: No one asked fo yo opinion!

Rebel: yo daddy did last night.

Daniel: I'm still here.

PB: No one gives a fuck about you though.

Jamiroquai: *giggles loudly* UGDEE!

Duff: SHUT UP! SOUND LIKE YO GOD DAMN DADDY!

PB: y'all get on my nerves...

Anthony: It's my fault your black.

PB: ANTHONY!

Anthony: What? They forgot to deport you?

Caesar: STOP!

Anthony: NO!

Blackout: My ballsack hurt.

Ghost: Good to know.

PB: I thought I told you to get out of my story.

Ghost: MAKE ME BITCH!

PB: WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH, BITCH?!

MC: I don't know why I come here if she told me to leave.

Rebel: You gay as hell.

Anthony: you're right.

To be continued...

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