Everyone: ....
Anthony: *fiddles fingers, whistles*
Rebel: *eats doughnut, flips page* Damn this coffee good.
Anthony: So uh....anyone heard of the Corona?
Caesar: Oh dear lord....
Duff: What? You mean the drink?
Anthony: NO! THE VIRUS YOU DUMB FUCK—
PB: QUIET!
Anthony: Well damn, okay...
Swift: But yes Anthony, we've heard of *makes quotations with fingers* "The Corona."
Anthony: Well that's good...
Blackout: How is that good-....?
Anthony: Did y'all know the Asians did it?
Caesar: oh my god. You better not be racist about this.
Anthony: I'm not, I'm not! I'm just saying that Ching Chong should've stayed in Wuhan.
Duff: ...
Caesar: Anthony...
Anthony: What?????
Caesar: That was racist...
Swift: It really was.
Anthony: Well Ching Chong should've wuhan-ed their ass back over to China.
Blackout: Yeah. Like how you should've Britished yo self back over to Britain.
Anthony: Oh yeah? Well, you should've Niggered your way back over to Africa!
Blackout: NIGGA WHO DA FUQ IS YOU TALKIN TO?!
Anthony: YOU!
Swift: ...I'm getting tired of this...
PB: Oh. You won't be tired yet~.
Swift: What—
PB: You're in labor now!
Swift: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH—
Baby: *cries*
Rebel: Awwww!
Duff: ew... fetus lookin ass...
Rebel: SHUT UP! AT MY CHILD DONT LOOK AS UGLY AS YOURS!
Duff: NIGGA PLEASE! MY CHILD GOT HIS GOOD LOOKS FROM HIS DADDY!
Everyone: *looks at Daniel*
Daniel: *eats cookie, eyes widened* Why everyone wookin at me?
PB: So what are you gonna name him?
Anthony: Let's call him Nigger, cause that what he is! *smiles proudly*
Everyone else: *looks at Anthony*😑.....
Anthony: Hey! I'm just being honest!
Blackout: Yeah no. Let's call him, Jeremiah.
Duff: NO!
Swift: Why??
Duff: Because it sounds too close to my baby's name!
Rebel: I vote, Rebel Jr.
Caesar: ....
Duff: Um-...
PB: Uh...no.
Swift: THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CALL HIM?!
Anthony: raise yo hand if you vote Fried Chicken! *raises hand, smiles widely*
Everyone but Anthony: NO!
Anthony: Fine...jeez. How about Khoolaid?
Caesar: Anthony, please stop.
Anthony: no, I got a better one! Maniga!
Swift: That sounds like a girl's name.
Rebel: it really does.
Caesar: that's a boy Anthony... *face palms self*
Anthony: Don't say the name slow though...
PB: Wha-....
Blackout: Ma-nig-ga.... *gasps* YOU SONOFABITCH!
Swift: You know what? Fuck it! We'll just call him Baby Boy!
PB: No! I'll ask the readers to name the baby!
Swift: Oh okay!
PB: Hey guys! What would you like to name the baby boy? Comment below UwU!
Anthony: PLEASE SAY NIGGA—
Blackout: *punches Anthony*
Anthony: GAAAAAAAAA—
To be continued...
