Anthony: Well, I'm in pain!
Caesar: *sips coffee* Why's that?
Anthony: You slapped me!
Rebel: It was fo a good cause, bruh. *licks icing off cupcake*
Blackout: So, how're the cupcakes everyone? Good or not? *grabs a cupcake* I wanna make
sure so I can improve eventually.
Duff: MM! Damn these shits good.
Caesar: they're great Blackout! Thanks.
Anthony: I was too scared to try'em cuz ya know, som these black people be poisoning the
food—
Swift: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN! *throws frying pan at Anthony*
Duff: Ya know, *sighs* after all this time. I've never met my father!
PB: Until now! *presents Duff's dad* Duff, meet yo daddy!
Duff: Daddy? As in, my 'side-hoe' daddy?
PB: Yes—! WAIT, NIGGA WHAT?!
Daniel: No! I would never do...that...to my son. *clears throat*
Everyone: *looks at Daniel with suspicion* ...
Duff: *hugs Daniel* It's so good to see you dad!
Everyone but Anthony: Awww!
Anthony: *crosses arms, shakes head in shame* This is, no joke, the gayest thing I've ever
seen—
Rebel: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Anthony: *feminine voice* Okay daddy~!
Caesar: Um...
Swift: Why did you marry him?
Caesar: You gave him permission.
Swift: Oh yeah! -mind- and I regret it...
PB: Anyway, are you happy to meet your son Daniel?
Daniel: I'm happy for that of course! But that other guy...
Caesar: Who? Anthony? Yeah, that's normal.
Anthony: *raises hand* I'll fuck you for a dollar.
Daniel: Well, at least I know he's a whore.
Anthony: AT LEAST I KNOW YOURE A BOOMER!
Everyone: *gasps*
Rebel: That's discrimination!
Anthony: and you're a nigger!
Caesar: Anthony.
Anthony: WHAT?! *balls hands into fist*
Caesar: Control yo mouth boy!
Anthony: Okay mommy~!
Swift: I'm so fucking confuse as to what the context of this part is...
PB: Oh don't worry, the readers are too! So you're not alone.
Anthony: -mumble- Daniel look gay as hell—
Daniel: WHAT?! SAY IT TO MY FACE NIGGA!
Anthony: MY SKIN AINT BLACK NIGGER! GO BACK TO WHEN SLAVERY WAS IN!
Swift: PB, please just get him out of here...
PB: Why? It's for comedy.
Rebel: Yeah, racial comedy....
PB: That's the point dumb ass.
Rebel: OH! DONT START WITH ME, WHOS FAULT WAS IT THAT ATE THAT APPLE?
PB: EVE DID! NOT ME! DONT THROW ADAM AND EVE IN THIS CONVERSATION!
Rebel: I CAN IF I WANT TO BITCH!
PB: TURD PACKER!
Rebel: LONG NIPPLES!
PB: THEYRE CALLED BOOBS, DUMB ASS!
Swift: Wow, it's been a while since they've had an argument.
Duff: Dad, I'm pregnant...
Daniel: Oh that's great son-!
Duff: But...I think it's your child!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Caesar: HUH?!
To be continued
