* knock, knock, knock *
Swift: Huh, who could that be?
Anthony: You know, it would be something if a German walked through the door. * groans * I don't like Germans.
Duff: What?
Caesar: I'm sorry- what did the Germans do to you again?
Anthony: Oh nothing, just their existence. * shrug * I like to cause problems.
Jermal: We can tell... -_-
Anthony: Shut up and go make quesadillas somewhere.
Jermal: You didn't even say it right.
Anthony: Right! I did that on purpose! 😃
Jermal: ... -mind- Keep yo cool Jermal...it'll all be over soon...
Swift: * opens door * Hello?
Wallis: Hello? I am in search of temporary stay.
Swift: I'm sorry but you've got the wrong house. * slams door *
Wallis: I offer 2 grand a day.
Swift: * opens door, sexually poses on door frame * Is there anything else you would like sir~. 😉
Caesar: Did I just hear 2k?
Duff: The game?
Caesar: No you dumb fuck! The amount of money.
Duff: Someone's loaded?! Tell them I'll sell my body if they're not a cis-female! * caresses phone * Sorry babe, but I'll have to put you on hold.
Anthony: I'm pretty sure you're worth $15 max. No tax, actually you're not even worth that.
Duff: I know my worth baby. * sassily pats head, pokes out hip *
Rebel: A dollar?
Duff: * inhales sharply, slaps Rebel *
Swift: Sir, please, come in.😌
Wallis: Ze pleasure is all mine. * walks into house * Hm, interesting. Iz a nice place you have.
Swift: Thank you. ☺️
Anthony: Bonjour madamozell.
Duff: You spelt that wrong.
Peanut: Shut the fuck up.
Jermal: You did though.
Peanut: I've about had it with you.
Jermal: Da fuck I do?! 🤨
Peanut: You rejected me, and then you insulted me! Dumb fuck. Maybe if you'd actually pay attention maybe you wouldn't be asking questions.
Jermal: You're so fine.
Peanut: What?!
Caesar: He's right girl like what that mouf do? * bites bottom lip * 😏
Peanut: I'm sorry—??
Swift: I could fuck you right now! 😌
Rebel: Same, we'll take turns!
Peanut: HELL NO!
Jermal: * leans in for a kiss *
Peanut: * punches Jermal in the face *
Jermal: * falls onto floor, groans in pain * OWWWWWW....fucking hell....
Duff: Damn girl you just ruined a good opportunity. I'm still up for the offer Jer~ * growls sexually * 🥴
Jermal: Hell to the fucking no.
Anthony: You lookin low key kinda fine right now.
Jermal: WHAT?!
Peanut: Suffer the consequences bitch!!!
Swift: So...like... * claps hands once * About that baby, girly. Like...
🫲🏽🙄🫱🏽
Peanut: You ain't having no mo damn kids... -_-
Swift: Why the fuck not?
Peanut: There's enough characters in here, and I'm not killing any of them off anytime soon.
Anthony: Kill of Jerfuckus.
Jermal: My name is Jermal, dumb fuck. You would've known that if you weren't so dumb. 😒
Swift: I still want a baby.
Peanut: You're still a fucking bitch.
Rebel: He's still my bitch.
Anthony: Suck my fucking sick~ 🥴
Jermal: I'm gonna off myself! 🙃
To be continued...
