Duff: Now that I'm pregnant again—
PB: you're not pregnant again...I didn't make you become pregnant... *rolls eyes*
Duff: Shut the fuck up Pb. No one was talking to you.
PB: Okay bitch, first of all, you're flat.
Everyone: *guasps*
Duff: I KNOW YOU AINT TALKIN YOU BURNT HOT POCKET!
PB: go shove a dick up yo ass.
Duff: I already did! *counts fingers* Three times!
Anthony: Damn, and I thought I was nasty...
Caesar: *looks at Anthony with eyes squinting* You are...
Anthony: How you know that? You're black...
Caesar: IM YO HUSBAND FOOL!
Anthony: Oh yeah! ....But you're still black...
Caesar: *inhales sharply; punches Anthony in the gut*
Anthony: Doh! *falls onto floor*
Blackout: Wouldn't it better if Anthony was-, I don't know....black?
PB: Well, it wouldn't be funny and racist at the same time if he was.
Swift: IM GOING IN LABOR!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA—
Swift: *stops scream* Oh wait, never mind. *laughs* false alarm.
Rebel: Swift, you're gay.
Swift: Rebel, you're a whore.
Anthony: WHOA DAMN!
PB: Was that really necessary?
Anthony: PB, do you have to be black?
PB: excuse me?
Caesar: Here we go...
Jamiroquai: Hew we doe...
Duff: SHUT UP BOY! YO MOUTH SO BIG!
Anthony: That's what I told Caesar last night-
Caesar: SHUT UP!
Anthony: Make me you dumb ho!
Blackout: Shut up before I get you pregnant Anthony!
Anthony: Jokes on you because that's impossible!
PB: You're pregnant now.
Anthony: *looks at stomach* Oh yeah! I am! Caesar you the baby daddy~.
Rebel: Jesus Christ, another retard...
Anthony: WHAT YOU SAY NIGGER?!
Rebel: WHATD YOU CALL ME?!
Anthony: A NIGGER! BITE ME!
PB: What is happening?
Swift: I don't know! It's your book!
PB: Oh right! *stops writing* Oh thank goodness!
