Duff: Okay, dating a digital man is...kinda getting to me now. * sigh, holds up fist * I'm ready to settle down, for real this time!
Rebel: You said that last time!
Anthony: Yeah and you fucked some red dotted dude from a bus stop.
Duff: He was Indian and that was just a hook up. It won't happen again!
PB: Not gonna lie, you said that last time too.
Caesar: I don't remember that being in a part.
PB: It was off script, CaEsAr. 🙄
Caesar: Well damn, my bad bitch!
Swift: Ahnnnn~ 😩
Duff: Why—? Anyways, I need to find me, * inhales sharply * a real man. 😌
PB: -mutters- Good luck with that...
Rebel: Da fuck's that supposed to mean? 🤨
Jermal: Well, if you hadn't noticed already, all of the men in this book is the utter definition of stupid and trashy. So if you date anyone from this universe, you shit outta luck.
Wallis: * yawns * Good morning, it tis a fine day, no?
Anthony: OH GOD ITS A FRENCHY!
Wallis: I am sorry?
Caesar: You're really testing this theory, aren't you? -_-
Anthony: What theory?
Caesar: The one of me downgrading you to boyfriend.
Anthony: Well shit, that's not that bad to be a nigger's boyfriend again.
Jermal: See? Trashy.
Duff: Hmph. 😕
Swift: Couldn't you just make him one, Peanut?
Peanut: Make him what, gay? He's already gay—
Swift: NO YOU DUMB FUCK! A boyfriend.
PB: I tried that already.
Duff: My father doesn't count.
PB: Oh.
Jermal: What kinda weird shit-....?
Anthony: It's a long story.
Jamiroquai: * walks in, holding backpack straps, slow blinks * -_-...
Duff: Honey! How are you?
Jamiroquai: Fucking hell, * happy tone * Everything is sprinkles and rainbows mother! It is a beautiful day to be me, UwU! * rolls eyes, walks to room, slams door *
Duff: Ooookay...?
Swift: Slam my door again, imma beatcho ass!
Wallis: ...have I woken up at ze wrong time?
Swift: -soft tone- No Wallis, you're just experiencing the life in the gay house, that's it.
Caesar: We call this the gay house???
PB: No.
Caesar: Oh—
Duff: Anyways, hey Peanut.
PB: * long sigh * What?
Duff: Do you think you could...ya know. Whip up a man for me? O3o
PB: -_-...You want me, to whip you a up a man?
Duff: nods * That is in fact what I said.
Caesar: He did indeed.
Jermal: I heard it too.
PB: * deeply inhales * Now Duff...for what reason would you want me to do that? * eye twitches *
Duff: Well, ya know. You've added other things for sure...I was thinking ya know maybe a man for me would be nice.
Anthony: I'm not even gonna cap to you, no one would ever want you.
Duff: Shove a dick it!
Anthony: That already happened. * smirk * 😏
Caesar: What—
Swift: Ewwwww...
Jermal: slow blink * My ears feel violated...
Anthony: Allow me to violate them mor—
Duff: NOT TODAY ANTHONY!
Anthony: OwO...
PB: clears throat * What I am not understanding is, what's in it for me?
Duff: Gay sex? * shrug *
PB: I'm in.
Ding Dong
Swift: I'll get i—
Rebel: barges pass Swift * NO BITCH I GOT IT! * opens door * Hello, are you here to give us 2k?
Earnist: Um...no? I'm looking for a Duff?
Duff: That's me! * gasp * EW ITS UGLY!
PB: Wha—
To be continued...
