Ladies and gentleman, I would like to welcome a special guest to our TMNT Street Punks interview!
*applause*
Anyway, I would like to welcome, Ms. Fluffykitty!
FK: *walks in, sits on sofa*
Jeff: hello Ms. Fluffykitty, my name is Jeff and I'm a local news reporter. All I'm gonna do is ask ya
questions. Alright?
FK: *texts Mark on phone, is way into it* uh-huh....
Jeff: .......
*live audience laughs*
Jeff: *clears throat* Anyway, question 1. How is life so far?
FK: Well, it's actually been great. .....until I figured out that my dad, Mark is a famous YouTuber. His YouTube name is Markiplier.
Jeff: Wow, I sure do wish I was famous.
*crickets*
Jeff: ......Oh wait! I am! *laughs*
*crowd laughs*
Jeff: Okay, question 2. Why do you have 2 dads? Is your mom divorced? If so, why?
FK: no. My mom is not divorced. She's just a hoe, just like me! Like mother, like daughter.
Emily: That's my bitch! Aaaayyyyyyeeee!
FK: aaaayyyyyeee!
Jeff: Why does your mom call you a bitch?
FK: uh........no comment!
Jeff: So how is your family staying together?
FK: I sure as hell don't know, I think it has something to do with ramming someone....? I don't know!
Jeff: o.0
FK: yeah!
Jeff: oh......kaaaayyyy.....? Where are you staying currently?
FK: Who asking?
Jeff: me. Who's asking?
FK: me. Why? Who's asking?
Jeff: me. Who's--wait a minute.....DAMMIT!!
Fk: ha! Bitch!
Markiplier: you're doing a good job sweetheart! *claps* woo!
FK: shut the fuk up you faggot ass whore!
Mark: ....
Emily: Imma whoop yo ass when we get home bitch!!
Jacksepticeye: .....well damn......
Jeff: Well, it looks like it's time for this show to end. Is there anything you'd like to say before we leave?
FK: yes. *stands up in chair because I am short* Bye bitches! Fuk all of y'all and have a good Halloween!
Jeff: um......
This show has been age-restricted for people under 18+
To be continued.....................
