PB: * sighs * Please let today be a normal day...
Caesar: I wouldn't be surprised if there's some type of plot twist comin'.
Duff: * feeding Jamiroquai * Here comes the plane! * making plane noises *
Jamiroquai: ... * slow blink * 😐😑😐.
Duff: * mutters * Dis nigga....😒
Anthony: OOH! GUYYYYYYSSSS!
PB: - monotone - What? -_-
Caesar: What is it now Anthony?
Rebel: Don't let him talk. It won't be appropriate for the child readers.
Anthony: Then I guess we'll have to get rid of you, don't we cotton-picker? 🙂
Rebel: ... * growling lowly * Imma killem...
PB: Not now, Reb. * shakes head * Anyways, continue.
Jermal: * walks in * Sup fam. I miss sum?
Anthony: Nope! Just in time actually! Hurry, come listen.
Jermal: Yeah? Aight. * sits down on couch *
Caesar: HURRY UP AND TELL US ALREADY DAMMIT! WASTIN MAH DAMN TIME!
Anthony: Okay whore. Anywho, * lifts up sheet of paper with drawing of a baby on it * you see this taking right here? * shows everyone *
Swift: Yeah?
Rebel: I'm pretty sure I'm not blind.
Anthony: That could be debated...
Duff: I see it. Why a baby doe?
Jermal: Awww, did you draw that?
Anthony: Yes actually! Why do you like it?
Jermal: Hale yeah mah guy, shit look cool as fuck!
Anthony: Gay.
Jermal: Wha—
Swift: Get to the point, Antione.
Anthony: Okay so, imagine, that you're a woman. Okay???
Caesar: Okay...?
Swift: Ok.
Rebel: Dats gonna be hard knowin how sexy and masculine I am!
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Anthony: ...Coming from an ugly mother fucker, you sure are egotistical.
Rebel: you pushin it, nigga...
Jermal: Aight...break it up.
PB: * face palms * And besides, I am a girl.
Anthony: You are?
PB: ... -_- Bruuuuhhhhhhhh
Rebel: Oh my god, I didn't even know!
Caesar: You a girl??
Duff: Damn, where have I been all your life?
PB: OKAAAAYYYY! THIS IS OFF TOPIC! BACK ON THE LINE GUYS! Thank you...
Anthony: okay, so you're a woman and you're pregnant with this baby—
Rebel: thas one fugly ass baby! HA!
Anthony: Did your mother give you the same compliment? 😃
Rebel: * containing anger *
Anthony: And then you suddenly take a Plan B. Right?
Caesar: Umm...
Duff: I don't feel very comfortable with this subject...
PB: Where's this going?
Jermal: da fuck?! 🤨
Anthony: Now watch carefully what happens when you take that exact pill! * clears throat, stares at paper * ....RAAAAAAAH! * destroys drawing *
Everyone: ..........
Anthony: GRAAAH! RAAAAWR! RAAA— * throws paper debris on ground * Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that Abortion is Murder.
PB: Here we go...
Rebel: NOW HOLD THE FUCK ON—
Duff: BITCH SINCE WHEN?!
Caesar: HUH?!? Y'all abortion is murder! Da hake wrong wich y'all?
Jermal: I ain't sayin shit about dis mane...
Swift: I totally agree Anthony. You're exactly right. Tellem!
Blackout: FUCK DEM ABORTIONS!
Duff: ITS THEIR BODIES!
Rebel: FUCK THEM KIDS! 😡
PB: I just...I don't know what else to say... things with never get back to normal...ever. 🥲
MC: I like kids.
Ghost: Children are like a part of my soul....
PB: GET THE HELL OUT!
To Be Continued...
