Pt. 27

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Caesar: *yells* Ma!

Swift: *groans* Fo' the last time boy, I ain't no damn girl!

PeeBee: I am.

Rebel: Fuck you...

Everyone else: ...

Rebel: What?

Swift: Anyway, *rolls eyes, looks at Caesar* What do you want sweetie?

Caesar: Me and Anthony should be getting married tomorrow, I want everything to be black and orange.

Swift: But it's--

Rebel: Not Halloween no mo'. *rolls eyes*

Duff: Duh! *falls into the house from window* Ow my-- testicles...

Rebel: When the fuck did your ugly ass get in here?

Duff: Nigga I'm not fucking ugly with yo Jurassic park looking ass! *flips Rebel off*

Rebel: *growls* You know what bitch, I actually liked you. Not no mo'. You ugly now!

Caesar: *smacks teeth* Y'all always arguing.

Duff&Rebel: And you always a ho!

Caesar: You know what! Fuck you!

Rebel: *gasp* Caesar...I am your father.

Caesar: You nasty! You know what I meant.

Rebel: Too late, now I wanna fuck.

PeeBee: Can I join?

Swift: Since when did this become a whore house?

Anthony: I don't know but I hate it.

Caesar: WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!

Anthony: I broke in.

Rebel: Next time I see you, Imma shoot you wit my gloc.

Anthony: Wut gloc?

Rebel: The one I whipped you with before.

Caesar: What?!

Duff: I'm confused like, fo' real fo' real.

PeeBee: Same.

Swift: Huh?

Caesar: Huh?

To be continued...

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