Pt. 40

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Anthony: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger-

Blackout: I wish someone who was racist against white people was here. *rolls eyes*

Anthony: BRUH WHY YOU SO RACIST?!?!?!?!

Caesar: OOH! BOY I KNOW YOU AINT TALKIN!

Anthony: I am talking. Don't you see my mouth moving? Also, you need to work on your grammar. Some of us don't speak black.

Rebel: *groans* I hate you Anthony...

Anthony: I know! *smiles*

Swift: The baby started kicking.

Caesar: ooh! Can I feel, ma?

Swift: Of course, sweetie!

Anthony: May I?

Swift: Fuck no! My child might catch the stupid!

Anthony: Yeah, your right. I always knew your husband wasn't all that smart.

Rebel: NOT ME YOU DUMB ASS! YOU!

Anthony: *thinks about it, gasps* Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Duff: You's a fucking retard.

Anthony: So is your son, but I ain't complaining.

Duff: WHAT YOU SAY NIGGA?!?!

Anthony: I said, "your. Son. Is. A. Re-tard." Sorry y'all. I had to speak in language only Duff understands.

Duff: IMMA BEAT YO ASS ANTHONY!

Jamiroquai: Beat dat ass, ma!

Caesar: It's been a while since anyone actually fought.

PB: It's only because I just now decided to make them fight.

Swift: You should do that more often.

PB: I can't.

Rebel: Why? *rubs my nipples* You scared?

PB: No! *makes disgusted face* AND STOP RUBBIN YO NIPPLES!

Rebel: Make me, Hillary.

Everyone but Anthony: *gasps*

Anthony: SHE AINT HILLARY! HILLARY WHITE! NOT BLACK!

PB: SHUT THE FUCK UP ANTHONY!

Anthony: Make me bitch!

Caesar: ANTHONY!!

Anthony: *whimpers* Yes....?

Caesar: Go be gay somewhere else!

Anthony: *sad baby voice* Okay... *walks out of room*

Blackout: Guys, I've made a decision...

Swift: What is it?

Blackout: I'm racist towards white people now...

PB: WHAT?!!?!?

Rebel: Why?

Everyone but Anthony: Anthony...

Anthony: *walks back in living room* Yes?

Caesar: NO BODY WAS CALLIN YOU! DAMN!

Anthony: *smacks teeth* That's why you ugly...

Caesar: WHAT!!?!??!

PB: Why do I write these?

Swift: I have no idea, but they funny as hell!

Rebel: Hell yeah!

To be continued...

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