Swift: I'm tired...
Rebel: *drinks soda* Tired of what?
Swift: Tired of looking at yo ugly ass!
Caesar: DAMN! YOU AINT HAD TO HIM LIKE THAT MA! *dies laughing*
Duff: *sobbing* I'm so sorry daddy— I mean Daniel. I didn't know that you were gonna get me
pregnant!
Daniel: -mind- What the fuck...?
Anthony: I can't stand these dramas wit the black people in them!
Caesar: Why? -_-...
Anthony: The actors! They too....DARK!
Caesar: Don't try me nigga. I thought dis conversation wuz dun.
Anthony: *snickers* I lied.
Blackout: I suddenly have this loving sensation for Anthony.
Anthony: NIGGA HUH—?!
PB: You can thank me!
Blackout: Come here baby. Let's go fuck! *runs toward Anthony*
Anthony: *screams and jumps out of window landing right onto his ballsack—*
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-!
Rebel: *thrusts into Duff* I'm sorry. I had a boner~!
Duff: *moans* UG- fuck~ ah~!
Daniel: *blushes* Mah dick hard now—
PB: I am sorry for this...
Ghost: It's okay. I've been through worse. *haves PTSD*
MC: I wish we were in the book more.
PB: Mm, no.
MC: Aw....
Swift: Rebel, I have to tell you something important.
Rebel: Yes...?
Swift: I'm pregnant-
Rebel: FUCK YEAH—
Swift: But I don't know who the daddy is!
Everyone: *gasps*
Duff: Oh my-
Anthony: *runs back into house, slams door then locks it* I got Caesar pregnant a looong time
ago—
Caesar: *slaps Anthony twice* DONT SAY THAT SHIT!
Anthony: YOU DONT HIT ME BITCH!
Caesar: AT LEAST I AINT GAY!
Anthony: WELL AT LEAST I AINT—....wait a minute...
Swift: What-...? I know he lyin...
Caesar: THATS RIGHT! I LIKE GIRL BUTTS NOW! NOT BOY BUTTS!
Anthony: *laughs* Please tell me this is a joke.
Caesar: N-no I-it's not...uh.. *sweats, looks at PB, pulls PB* Me and PB fuckin naw!
Everyone: WHAT—!
PB: HUH?!
Caesar: Yup.
PB: HELL NO! DONT NO BODY WANNA DATE YO UGLY ASS!
Anthony: *raises hand, yells* I do!
Rebel: I don't give a fuck bout yo feelings.
Anthony: Well I give a fuck bout yo skin color and you attracting more heat than cold so could you
back the fuck up?
Rebel: FIRST OF ALL—!
Duff: *screams, groans in pain* IM IN LABOR!!
PB: Oops...
Everyone: *panics* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-!
PB: *face palms self* Why do I write these things...? ;-;
To be continued
