PB: Imma tell y'all somethin,and y'all mothafuckas better listen to ever got damn word I say!
Rebel: Great...
Swift: Not the female trying to give an important speech.
Ghost: Female Independence is good...
MK: Not her trying to be important.
Anthony: Not me being gay.
PB: Hey—
Blackout: Not me loving Anthony.
Anthony: Not me wanting to kill myself—
PB: SHUUUUUUT UUUUPPPPPP!
Everyone: * silence * ...
PB: As I was saying... * sigh * Don't get me wrong, I love every single one of you. But Got Damn you all make me wanna choke the life out of y'all.
Anthony: Kinky.
Blackout: That's what imma do to you Ant.
Anthony: Remind me to make a noose.
Ghost: Edgy much?
Swift: I know you ain't-....
Rebel: * smacks Anthony *
PB: You all need to gain common sense, or else. This book will have to be canceled.
Everyone but Anthony: * dramatic gasp *
Duff: OH NOOOOOO! It's overrrrr * passes out in style * Ohhhh noooo~.
Caesar: Really? ...you ain't joking are you?
Swift: Ya know that wouldn't actually be a bad idea.
Rebel: Not gonna lie, I'm with Swift on this one.
Anthony: NO YOU CANT RUIN MY SEXY REPUTATION!
Duff: You wuz never sexy in da first place.
Anthony: Keep talking nigger and I'll report you on tik tok for doing literally nothing.
Jermal: ...* snaps out of thought * ...Whut?
PB: None of you are actually listening—
Ghost: I am...
PB: Thanks Ghost.
Ghost: :)
Anthony: White privilege tastes so good right now. * kisses fingers * Mwah! Quite magnifique!
PB: Anthony I'll be sure to remove you first—
Everyone Else: HELL YEAH!
Anthony: NO! YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! * runs out *
PB: ... * smirks * Well that was easy!
Caesar: Are we free??
Anthony: Not for long—
Rebel: SHUT UP!
PB: * sighs *
To be continued...
