Caesar: Momma!
Swift: BOY DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU ONE MO' GIN!
Caesar: *pokes bottom lip out: I'm hungwee!
Swift: Well, fix yo own food! You grown naw, and plus you married!
Caesar: *crosses arms* Huh....Touché..
Suddenly, a new reporter randomly barges into the household.
Reporter: Hello!
Rebel: *eats donut, turns around* ...
Swift: ...Hello...?
Caesar: What you want n*gga?
Swift: Sorry to break it to you Caesar, but he's--
Anthony: *climbs in house from window* White! *falls* Ow....My b*llsack....
Caesar: Oh my gosh! Honey, are you okay?!
Anthony: Not really.
Swift: What do you want, white trash?
Anthony: At least I have privilage...
Rebel: *stops eating donut and yeets it at Anthony* WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Anthony: *donut hits forehead* I KNOW YOU AIN'T THROW NO D*MN DONUT AT MY HEAD!
Rebel: I DID. HIT ME N*GGA, I DARE YOU TO!
Anthony: OKAY THEN! *rolls up imaginary sleeve*
One hour later...
Duff: *walks in* Hey-- WHOA! What's going on in her'?
Swift: Anthony's butt hurts because he lost a fight against my husband.
Caesar: I told him that he was gonna get it!
Duff; Wh-what?!
Reporter: I have it all on camera. *pulls out phone* Would you like to watch it with me~?
Duff: Um.....No thanks.... -whisper- weird a*s n*gga...
Anthony: *grimaces* o-oooowwwaaa.....
Rebel: *zips up pants* Who's the b*tch now?!
Anthony: Yo ugly a*s!
Rebel: N*ggaWhaaaaat?!!
Caesar: Why y'all always arguing?!
Anthony: Why are you always in my business!
Rebel: You look like a ho.
Anthony: And you look like a n*gger!
Everyone but Anthony: *gasps dramatically* ...
Anthony: Wut?
Duff: You can't say that! That's racist!
Anthony: So...?
Blackout: *bursts into house* Imma kill this n*gga.
Caesar: Please do.
Anthony: *gasp* Honey...?
Blackout: *punches Anthony*
Duff: FINALLY!
MK: Why am I in here...?
Ghost: We broke in through the window.
MK: Oh yeah!
Swift: WAIT WHAT?!
Ghost: I was trying to watch as the glass pierce into my skin, but that ain't work for s*it.
Caesar: I can't stan' white people.
Anthony: But I'm white!
Caesar: Oh! I fogot!
Rebel: How are you my child?
Swift: You made me give birth to a dumb a*s?
Rebel: I'm sorry I couldn't keep it in my pants~.
Caesar: What the f*ck?!
Duff: I think I'm pregnant.
PB: WHAT?!
To be continued...
