Anthony: * long sigh * Blackies...the route of the world's conflict.
Caesar: Anthony, the cause of my suicide—
Swift: Do you disrespect your mother with that mouth?
Anthony: No, but I suck dick with this mouth. Eheheheheh.
Rebel: That's-...
Swift: -__-
Peanut: That's gay as fuck...
Anthony: Really? No shit, Sherlock. You better be glad you're light skinned because I would've said some unforgivable things that I would not have taken back.
Peanut: Oh no~ I'm so scared~... -_-
Caesar: Damn, girly ain't scared of shit apparently. You okay, Peanut?
Peanut: I'm good. I've just been going through some shit lately. I won't even exaggerate, no cap, on sight.
Swift: ...What the fuck was that?
Peanut: What was what?
Swift: That random ass mumble?
Peanut: Oh, I do that a lot. Anyways, how's Duff doing with his new man?
Duff: He's got a small dick. He need a bigger package.
Earnist: It is the average size, mate!
Rebel: How big are you?
Swift: That's not...appropriate...
Rebel: Nothing in this house is appropriate.
Caesar: He's got a fair point—
Anthony: You know, the average idiot would know that by now.
Rebel: Listen here you cunt—
Peanut: ANYWAYS! I can't really fix that for you-....let me rephrase that. I could help you. I just don't want to. You know?
Duff: What do I have to do to make you do that for me?
Anthony: deep voice * Kiss her...
Peanut: What?! EW NO! Please don't, I will kill myself—
Caesar: No Peanut! Don't do that! You're worth so much more!
Peanut: Aw... really? 🥺
Duff: Yeah girl, even though you drive us nuts, you're worth a million bucks.
Peanut: Awwwww!
Anthony: Actually, you're the equivalent to a penny. Not even that, you're worth a dirt particle.
Peanut: Keep testing me, I'll show you a dirt particle. But for real Duff, you could do something for me. * smirk *
Duff: I don't like that face...
Swift: This is the part where you fucked up.
Peanut: You could take me out to dinner and out to the movies!
Duff: Jesus fucking Christ...
Rebel: Well you truly walked into that one buddy.
Caesar: So about that job I had...
Swift: Oh yeah! You've been working there for a year already, no?
Caesar: Eheheheh...actually I quit a month later. >><<
Swift: Why?
Duff: You got fired, bestie?
Caesar: Actuallyyyyyy, Anthony got me fired!
Anthony: Whaaaaaat? No I didn't! * smirk * That was your own fault.
Caesar: You said that I called a random stranger a nigger!
Anthony: ...now that you mention it that does sound like me. 😅
Rebel: We fucking hate you...
Anthony: I know! 😌
To be continued?
