Caesar : Momma!
Swift: WHAT NIGGA?!
Caesar : I love you~.
Swift: Oh, well love you too bab—
Caesar: A lil too much...
Rebel: *disgusted look at Ceasar* Nigga what?
Caesar: DAMN AINT NOBODY TALKIN TO YOU!
Rebel: DONT YELL AT ME BITCH! ILL BEAT DAT ASS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
Anthony: That's what I said~.
Rebel&Ceasar: AINT NOBODY TALKIN TO YOU EITHA!
Anthony: I'm tired of these black people maine...
Swift: OH HELL NAW!
Caesar: SAY WHAT YOU SAID AGAIN!
Anthony: I said, "Nigger." Do somethin'.
Caesar: *kicks Anthony in the dicc*
Anthony: OOWWWWWA!
Rebel: Mm~ That's what he said. 😏
Swift: Ooh~ Rebel~
Duff: *walks in without warning* Hey y'all!
Caesar: Hey baby!
Anthony: HUH?!?!?
Caesar: You heard me! *walks up to Duff, kisses his cheek*
Duff: I love you~
Anthony: Oh, that's okay. We could have a threesome.
Caesar: BITCH HUH?!?!
Anthony: you heard me~
Duff: Oh hell naw, you gay as hell. Even gayer than me!
PB: Guys...
Swift: What ho?
PB: I just got a call from the police department. They say Voscoe escapes prison.
Rebel: *spit out tea* Voscoe?!
Swift: OHHH MAH GOD!
Caesar: OMFG not him! ANYONE BUT THAT NIGGA!
Anthony: ...
Everyone: *looks at Anthony*
Anthony: Umm... am I supposed to know who he is?
Swift: You must've been a mistake when you were born...
Duff: Voscoe is the county rapist. And plus, he gay.
Anthony: ...And...?
Ceasar: That means he rapes guys.
Anthony: oh...
Swift: So now you get it—
Anthony: I don't see what the problem here is, guys.
PB: Face palms self.
Blackout: You really need to stop doing that.
Anthony: OH MY GOD! WATCH OUT! HE GOT A GUN!
Blackout: *looks in right hand* It's just a cupcake dud—
Anthony: *falls on floor dramatically* Please don't shoot me!
Rebel: You racist fuck.
Anthony: I know. But then again, y'all do let me in y'all house eryday knowing I was gonna say
something like this.
Swift: He's not wrong.
Ceasar: *eyes widen*
???: *knocks on door*
Duff: Bruh. *sighs* I got it. *opens door, jaw drops*
Voscoe: *smiles widely at Duff* Hey~~~
PB: OH HELL NO NOT AGAIN!
Swift: AGAIN?!
Duff: DONT DO IT! IM PREGNANT!
Anthony: *screams* SO AM I!
Everyone: *glares at Anthony*
Anthony: I-I'll shut up now...
To be continued...
