MC: Wanna know something Peanut?
PB: * groans * What?
MC: Why are me and Ghost never in here?
PB: well to be honest, I already have too many people in each scene so it's very difficult to remember a lot of them.
MC: Oh okay.
PB: Eyuuup.
MC: ......So does that mea-
PB: No.
Anthony: HA! Niggers, right? * smirk *
Caesar: -_-... I am waiting for that day when you get hit by a car...
Anthony: Only if it's by you, babe~ 😘
Caesar: ..... * blushing *
PB:Okay what the actual fuck-...?!
Anthony: What mommy?
PB:Don't call me that.... -_-
Anthony:Okay. MoooooMmmmmmYYYYY! 😏
PB: * inhales sharply * I'm killing him... * readys the gun *
Caesar: HANG ON YOU BITCH! I AINT LETTING YOU DO THAT!
Anthony: Awww! My hero! ❤️
PB: why do you care all of a sudden?! OwO
Caesar: W-well I...um-.... HE GIVE ME GOOD DICK! DAS WHY!
Rebel: * shocked, jaw dropped, thinks about it, nods * Mm!
PB: Da fuq...?
Duff: tellem sis!
Caesar: I ain't yo sis, bitch.
Duff: who is you callin a bitch?!
Caesar: you, slut turbine!
Anthony & Swift: OOH DAMN—
Duff: * sniffling * You ain't had to bring that up...
Caesar: D-Duff I....I'm sorry...
Jamiroquai: You's a hoe ass bitch, dick licker!
Caesar: LITTLE BOY WHO IS YOU TALKIN TO?! WATCH YA DAMN MOUTH.
Anthony: Yeah. Fucking little nigger.
Swift: Anthony shut the hell up wit that bullshit.
PB: I agree. Please do.
Anthony: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER—
PB: * beats Anthony's ass *
Caesar: *watches *
Duff: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
Rebel: Fuck that nigga up.
Swift: pull his fake wig!
Jamiroquai: You still a bitch!
Duff: * pops Jamiroquai in the mouth * Stop that!
Jamiroquai: * drop kicks Duff *
Anthony: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Blackout: Anyone else waiting for Anthony to finally give up this whole "prejudice" behavior?
Swift: Naw baby, you ain't the only one, that was me from the beginning.
PB: Same. It's giving "Mommy had me in a tree" vibes.
Anthony: Oh yeah? Well to me it's giving "Hello, 911? Yes, there's a fucking nigger in my house and—"
PB: SHUT UP! * decks Anthony in the mouth *
Anthony: GACK! * falls on floor *
Caesar: ....Called for. 😒🤷🏽♂️
Anthony: HEY!
Duff: Y'all mah pussy wet.
PB: Wha— you ain't got no damn pussy boy!
Duff: oh then what that thang called when it come to a boy pussy?
Caesar: A bussy?
Duff: yuh, it be wet A-F right now.
Rebel: I can't stand this faggot...
Duff: Scuse me?
PB: Here we go again...WHEN ARE THINGS GONNA GO BACK TO NORMAL?!
Caesar: When your brain isn't chaotic??
Swift: Whenever God says the time is right.
Blackout: When Anthony finally marries me...
Anthony: I'd rather kill myself—
Duff: Whenever the lord Jesus says it's over, okay?
PB: y'all right.
Rebel: what were we talking about?
Anthony: Me fucking your mom and dad at the same time. 😏
Rebel: ... * glares at Anthony *
Ghost: Did y'all know that Covid gone?
PB: don't you start this shit—
Caesar: Girly, it's still here.
Anthony: No the fuck it isn't. It was never real in the first place. So Ching Chong never ate that egg roll— * clears throat * scuse me, "Bat" in the first place!
PB: -__-
Swift: 😑😐🫤
To Be Continued...?
