Pt. 59

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Anthony: Guys...

Everyone: What. -_-

Anthony: * sigh * I-....I greatly apologize for my behavior in the last chapter. I now realize that, that was an extremely fucked up topic to speak about.

PB: Yeah, no shit dumb ass. Especially when this shit is happening right in the now.

Caesar: What you said was unforgivable.

Duff: Fuck you.

Anthony: Later.

Duff: SHUT UP!

Anthony: I've come to a realization..

Rebel: Yea?

PB: Yesssss?????

Caesar: 😯

Duff: 🤨

Anthony: That the problem is, every single one of you non-cracker fried chicken eaters in here.

PB: Son of a bi-....

Rebel: WHAT?!

Swift: HOW IS YOUR BEHAVIOR OUR FAULT NIGGA?!

Anthony: Well, because you all just keep acting like niggers, every single day. 😒 And at this point it's annoying.

Caesar: Wow... I see how it is...

Anthony: Except for you, honey.

Caesar: 😃

PB: Wha—

Duff: That was uncalled for.

Rebel: Ya know what? Sometimes I wonder. * scratching head * How old is Anthony now?

PB: I honestly lost track—

Caesar: He's 27 now. And I'm 20

Jermal: Damn das old as hale.

Anthony: Shut the fuck up you illegal Nigger!

Jermal: Oh hale naw-, I'll beatcho ass, no cap.

Rebel: On crip.

Caesar: Don't say that shit—

Rebel: And why the fuck not?

Caesar: cause you ain't even gangster enough to even know what that is! * rolls eyes * Talking bout some damn "On Crip". Da fuq...

PB: Eyup, sound about right.

Swift: What does on crip mean?

Anthony: It means you're fucking old and you're a disabled crippling bastard! 😄

Swift: Shutcho ass up!

Anthony: make me.

Swift: * punches Anthony in the nose *

Anthony: AGGGHH!

Rebel: I'm more gangster than anyone of you could ever be!

Jermal: Cap.

Blackout: I know his ugly ass be lyin.

Rebel: Who you callin ugly?

Anthony: He's talking to you! You grown ass tar donkey!

Rebel: TAR DONKEY?! I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING GREAT WHITE!

Anthony: you're correct! 😌 I am great at being white.

Rebel: DOH! * balling up fists * 😡

PB: none of this is necessary. Just so y'all know... 🙄

Swift: I hate all of y'all.

PB: Wait-, WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU?!

Swift: you're just....existing. Stop that.

PB: BOY—

Caesar: Ant, I love you.

Anthony: Awww~ I love you too babe~

Caesar: But you're a hot mess.

Anthony: Okay, that was a strange compliment.

Caesar: Wasn't supposed to be you dumb ass nigga.

Anthony: Whatever you, you Mud Possum.

Caesar: * slaps Anthony twice * SHUTTUP!

Anthony: Okay daddy~

Swift: That's just...

PB: Okay this ends now—



















To Be Continued...

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