Pt. 33

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Duff: PB.

PB: Yeah? *poors tea in tea cup*

Duff: When is the baby gonna come.

Anthony: Babies...cum...?

Caesar: ANTHONY!

Anthony: WHAT?!

Rebel: Ha!

Duff: Fuck you Anthony!

Anthony: Fuck you too slave! Or are you from Europe—? You know what? I really can't tell with

you...

Swift: Well if that wasn't racist, I don't know what was.

Blackout: Hey guys. *looks at Anthony* Hey Anthony.

Anthony: Hey nigge—

Literally everyone else: ANTHONY!!!

Anthony: WHAT?!?!

Caesar: Quit being racist.

Anthony: I'm sorry, I can't help it. I have a problem.

Blackout: Obviously.

Duff: Yeah fo real.

PB: Voscoe? *turns around* You back?

Voscoe: Hell yeah. *looks at Anthony* Hey Buttercup~!

Anthony: *giggles* Hey~! There's big daddy~.

Duff: Oh my fucking god.

Rebel: I'm not gonna deal with that again.

MC: I have Ebola.

Ghost: I got STDs.

PB: Get da fuck out this scene.

MC: But I—

PB: *quickly jerks at MC* I SAID STOP! I SAID STOP!!!

Anthony: *moans* Voscoe can give me his STDs.

Blackout: *mumbles* You probably already gottem...

Anthony: SAY THAT ONE MO GIN!

Blackout: YOU AINT BLACK! STOP TRYIN TO ACT LIKE IT!!!

Anthony: WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOP BEING BLACK MAYBE I WONT, CUZ!

Ceasar: *gasp* ANTHONY!

Anthony: What bitch?

Ceasar: *slaps Anthony* Quit bein mean!

Anthony: *slaps Ceasar* Slap me one mo time bitch!

Ceasar: DONT HIT ME NIGGA!

Rebel: *looks at PB* What episode is this again?

PB: 33. Why?

Rebel: Because we've been arguing for the past 3 episodes.

Swift: They are NOT called episodes. *slams hands on counter, glares at Rebel* It's called parts you dumb fuck!

Rebel: FUCK ME!

Swift: ONLY IF IM THE BOTTOM BITCH!

Swift&Rebel: *moans*

PB: Um..

Duff: You the daddy now Blackout.

Blackout: HUH?! Says WHO?!

Duff: *rolls eyes* Says me.

Blackout: *walks away* Oh hell naw, you done lost yo damn mind...

Anthony: FUCK ME~~~~! VOSCOE DADDY~!

Voscoe: *has orgasm* RAAAAAAAW——

To be continued

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