Anthony: Did y'all know, that monkey pox is going around now.
Caesar: Boy, whet de hale are you talkin about?
Swift: Haven't you caused enough havoc?
Anthony: Well, this book wouldn't be as good without me. Honestly.
PB: I beg to differ-...
Rebel: Les be honest here, people only like you because you're stupid enough to risk your life and dignity for dumb ass jokes that are considered ✌🏽 cancel culture ✌🏽.
Anthony: Reb, look, you're just mad because I'm better than you in every way.
Caesar: * sighs * Here we gooo * rolls eyes *
Rebel: And what do you mean by that? And why in the actual fuck, would I be jealous of you?
PB: Of course you would ask that-
Anthony: I am so glad you asked! * clears throat * Because you're a fucking nigger and I'm not.
Rebel: ...
Swift: * shakes head *
PB: * face palms self * -mind- This mofo just won't stop...
Rebel: * deeply inhales, throws table at Anthony *
Anthony: * pummeled* OW FUCK MEEEEE!
Caesar: Naw I'm good.
Anthony: * gasps dramatically * But babeh whyyyy?
Caesar: Because you're a fucking psychopathic bitch! And also because I only want yo dick—
Anthony: But...that's gay-
Caesar: You will be the main reason I turn straight—
Anthony: And I'll make sure I turn you gay again.
Swift: Huh????
Rebel: What is going on?
Caesar: Hahah, Go on Anthony, tell me. How the fuck are you gonna do that exactly?
Anthony: Allow me to explain! UwU * clears throat * I'll fuck you.
Caesar: And I'll call rape.
Anthony: Go ahead! They can't stop me from raping you! AMIRIGHT?! HAAAAA! * laughs, raises hand *
Swift: * gasp *
Jermal: Oh hale naw bruh—
Caesar: Hey Jermal! * waves, smiles *
Duff: My crush has entered the buildin', hullo~! * duck lips *
Blackout: * decks Anthony in the throat * When will yo dumb ass learn?!
Anthony: NEVER!
Caesar: ANTHONY!
Anthony: WHAT?!
Caesar: Joking about rape isn't funny.
Anthony: It is to me. Wanna know why?
Swift: Why?
Ghost: Of course you would...
Anthony: Because I'm the definition of controversy. * troll grin *
Duff: We already knew that from the beginning. * rolls eyes * dumb fuck
Anthony: No one asked you, baboon.
Duff: Shut the fuck up you trick ass bitch. That's why yo dick vibes don't match your energy!
Anthony: That's why you're a nigger and let's hope 12 knocks on the door! * laughs *
Rebel: MAANNNNNN FUCK12! * roars *
Caesar: What's 12?
Jermal: * sighs * The cops... -_-
Anthony: Did y'all know?
PB: What now?
Swift: Oh boy...
Anthony: That Peanut's straight?
PB: * slow blink * ...
To be continued...
