Pt. 28

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Rebel: *frowns, holds up paper* -bland- Do you, Anthony Derek, take Caesar as yo lawfully wedded husband?

Anthony: *looks at Caesar and smiles, blushes* I do!

Rebel: Do you, Caesar, take--

Caesar: I do!

Rebel: I AIN'T FINISH NIGGA!

Everyone: ...

Caesar: Well damn....

Rebel: Do you, Caesar Kindel, take Anthony Derek, as yo lawfully wedded husband?

Caesar: I do. *rolls eyes at Rebel*

Rebel: You may now kiss the groom! *crumbles up paper and throws onto ground* -mumble-

Gay ass nigga...

Anthony&Caesar: *kiss*

Swift: *crying and clapping* That's my baby!

Duff: *shrugs* Meh... I've seen better...

Blackout: Go suck a dick nigga.

Duff: WHO?!

Blackout: YOU!

Duff: -feminine gay black boy voice- OH HELL NAW! NAW I KNOW YOU AINT TALKIN TA ME.

YA DUMB ASS HO ASS, BITCH ASS—

MC: Wow. That escalated pretty quick.

Ghost: Yeah...

Swift: I-I'm not surprised.

PB: Me neither.

Caesar: Guys, no fighting at my wedding. *crosses arms and growls*

Anthony: Yeah. -yell- ERRYBODY BE QUIET, ME AND CAESAR BOUT TO FUCK!!!

Caesar: *punches Anthony in the chest* BOY IF YOU DONT HUSH!

MC: What is going on?

Ghost: Why am I still alive?

Leo: I came to have a good time. But no, they wanna fight the entire time.

Raph: I'm not shocked or anything but, why...?

Rebel: *grabs a chunk of cake and eats it* -muffled- this is some good ass cake.

Blackout: I want you to fight me—

Duff: THEN LETS GO—!

Blackout: In bed. *unzips pants, growls sexually*

Swift: What just happened?

PB: Sorry, the writing has a mind of its own. Also happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

Anthony: ...

Caesar: Wut?

Anthony: I have a boner...

Caesar: OMFG THAT'S NASTY!

To Be Continued...

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