Rebel: *frowns, holds up paper* -bland- Do you, Anthony Derek, take Caesar as yo lawfully wedded husband?
Anthony: *looks at Caesar and smiles, blushes* I do!
Rebel: Do you, Caesar, take--
Caesar: I do!
Rebel: I AIN'T FINISH NIGGA!
Everyone: ...
Caesar: Well damn....
Rebel: Do you, Caesar Kindel, take Anthony Derek, as yo lawfully wedded husband?
Caesar: I do. *rolls eyes at Rebel*
Rebel: You may now kiss the groom! *crumbles up paper and throws onto ground* -mumble-
Gay ass nigga...
Anthony&Caesar: *kiss*
Swift: *crying and clapping* That's my baby!
Duff: *shrugs* Meh... I've seen better...
Blackout: Go suck a dick nigga.
Duff: WHO?!
Blackout: YOU!
Duff: -feminine gay black boy voice- OH HELL NAW! NAW I KNOW YOU AINT TALKIN TA ME.
YA DUMB ASS HO ASS, BITCH ASS—
MC: Wow. That escalated pretty quick.
Ghost: Yeah...
Swift: I-I'm not surprised.
PB: Me neither.
Caesar: Guys, no fighting at my wedding. *crosses arms and growls*
Anthony: Yeah. -yell- ERRYBODY BE QUIET, ME AND CAESAR BOUT TO FUCK!!!
Caesar: *punches Anthony in the chest* BOY IF YOU DONT HUSH!
MC: What is going on?
Ghost: Why am I still alive?
Leo: I came to have a good time. But no, they wanna fight the entire time.
Raph: I'm not shocked or anything but, why...?
Rebel: *grabs a chunk of cake and eats it* -muffled- this is some good ass cake.
Blackout: I want you to fight me—
Duff: THEN LETS GO—!
Blackout: In bed. *unzips pants, growls sexually*
Swift: What just happened?
PB: Sorry, the writing has a mind of its own. Also happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
Anthony: ...
Caesar: Wut?
Anthony: I have a boner...
Caesar: OMFG THAT'S NASTY!
To Be Continued...
