In the kitchen
Swift: Dinner time!!
Caesar: Yay! *runs into kitchen, sits in chair*
Swift: *snickers*
Caesar: What's so fucking funny...?
Swift: Psych! You fell for it! You dumbask!
Caesar: -._-. ..........fuk you
Swift: But we do have a surprise for you. Well, your dad does anyway.
Caesar: What is it?
Swift: Bring it in Reb! *smiles big*
Rebel: I'm coming! Ugh! *pushes robot into house, stops at table*
Caesar: 0.O
Swift: Ta-Da!!!
Caesar: wtf is that?!
Swift: "that", is your new sister. Meet Susie Smilez. She may be a robot bunny but she is surely friendly!
Rebel: *pushes on button*
Susie: *activates, looks around* Hello, my name is Susie! Nice to meet ya! *shakes Caesar's hand*
Caesar: YOU CRUSHING MY HAND!
Susie: *stops, looks down* Sorry....I didn't mean to, I can't help that my hands are stronger than human hands.
Caesar: You sure ain't no sister of mine!
Susie: *gasps, sniffles, runs out of kitchen*
Swift: Caesar! You little son of a bitch!
Caesar: I'm not a song of a bitch, I'm the son of you, and him.
Rebel: *ain't paying no attention* Wot?
Swift: Whatever! Apologize right now mister!
Caesar: Fine! UGH! *stomps out of kitchen*
Swift: *shakes head*
Rebel: *gets off of floor*........Geez, what a bitch.
To be continued.................
