Pt. 44

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Anthony: okay so, anyone else realized we're talking reptiles?

Swift: uh...

Caesar: where are you going with this?

Anthony: I'm not going anywhere! I'm staying here!

Caesar: .... -mind- okay smart ass...

Rebel: yeah. We're are talking reptiles.

Blackout: I'm a shar—

Duff: NO ON GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU! UGH!

Blackout: ... *tears falls from left eye, flips Duff off* ...

Anthony: Anyway, aren't we considered furries?

PB: oh god-

Swift: What the fuck is a furry?

Caesar: I have neva in mah life heard of that term.

Anthony: Stop talking like a nigger and talk normal!

Caesar: *jumps out of chair, slams hand on table* BOY I WILL BACK SLAP YA!

PB: Why are we talking about furries again?

Anthony: I don't know. Just thought I'd mention it since there's one peering through our window right now. *calmly sits down*

Everyone else: WHA—??

Amy: Hi! I'm Amy! May I come in??

Anthony: Sorry! Apparently it's niggers only!

Blackout: *slaps Anthony on the back of the head* Shut up cracker.

Anthony: Shut up Jaws!

Caesar: BAHAHAHAHAHA!

PB: Come in!

Amy: Okay! *walks into house* Hello everyone!

Everyone but Anthony: *waves* Hi!

Anthony: ANOTHER NIGGER ON BOARD!

Amy: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING RACIST BITCH!

Anthony: Shut up, furry!

Everyone: *gasps*

Amy: I am not a furry!

Anthony: Then what are you? An Asian?

Caesar: ANTHONY! SHUT YO ASS UP!

Amy: NO! IMMA WOLF!!

Everyone: ohhh!

Anthony: still a furry. Now you hurry along now. Go back to yo pack of wolves.

Swift: ANT! HUSH!

Anthony: make me.

Rebel: *throws shoe at Anthony*

Anthony: *dodges it* You missed, boomer.

Rebel: GET OUT!

Anthony: No. I live here.

Amy: Honestly, I deserve to live here instead.

Anthony: Wha—

Everyone: *agrees* yeah.

Anthony: I never liked faggots...

Blackout: you are one—

Anthony: SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO BACK TO THE OCEAN WHERE YOU BELONG!

Blackout: GO BACK TO THE FARM WHERE YOU BELONG!

Anthony: NIGGER!

Blackout: CRACKER!

Amy: SHUT UP!

Blackout&Anthony: YOU SHUT UUUUUP!

Amy: ...well damn....

PB: I'm gonna need a break from this stupidity...

Swift: You really do. Also, what's gonna be the baby's name?

PB: Oh yeah! Ace.

Anthony: Ace?! The fuck kinda name is that?

Amy: The good kind.

Anthony: Shut the fuck up, no one asked you, you butt sniffer.

Caesar: *snickers*

Amy: that's not funny...

Anthony: so is your dad, but I'm not complaining.

Rebel: WHOA DAMN!

Caesar: this is getting too autistic...

Swift: *shakes head in shame*

Ace: ga ga! Va!

PB: awwww!!

Anthony: His name should've been retard...

Caesar: SHUT UP!

Anthony: MAKE ME—

To be continued....

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