Pt. 42

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Anthony: .....

Rebel: *walks into kitchen, stretches, groans* Good mornin eryone!

Caesar: hey dad!

Swift: good morning sweetie, you hungry?

Rebel: Nah, I just want a doughnut.

Anthony: *covers mouth* ...

Duff: Is it just me, or is it quieter than normal?

Blackout: Nah, it's not just you. I've noticed as well.

PB: Well, that's because a certain someone isn't talking at the moment.

Caesar: Who?

Anthony: *glares at Caesar*

Caesar: OHHHHH! ANTHONY AINT TALKING TODAY?!

Swift: *spits out water* WHAT?! HE AINT?!

Rebel: I must be dead. This ain't heaven is it?

Caesar: Hell naw. It's a miracle is what it is!

PB: Yeah!

Duff: Shut up PB.

PB: um...I'm sorry but, who are you talking to?

Duff: you. Dumb bitch!

Caesar: just when we thought today was gonna be peaceful...

Duff: UGLY ASS HO LOOKIN LIKE A WHILE RAT!

PB: SHUT UP! AT LEAST I DONT LOOK CRUSTY!

Rebel: WHOA DAMN!

Swift: BAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Anthony: *holds laugh in*

Blackout: Y'all both dumb ass hell. Shut the fuck up.

Duff&PB: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA!

Blackout: ....

Anthony: HA! NIGGER!

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Anthony: Make me.

Caesar: I thought I was gonna have a nice day.

Anthony: You are. Because I'm gonna take you on a date today!

Caesar: really?!

Anthony: Yeah!

Caesar: *smiles, frowns again* fuck it, I'd rather kill myself...

Rebel: Damn, you talked so much he wanna kill himself.

Anthony: Aren't you black?

Caesar: ANTHONY!

PB: he promised to be good...

Anthony: I lied! *giggles evilly*

Swift: I wonder when this baby gonna be born.

PB: Oh yeah I forgot about that! Maybe the next part.

Swift: okay!

Anthony: yeah, it's gonna be another retard.

Caesar: ....

Anthony: *looks at Caesar* What?

Caesar: I hate you Anthony...

Anthony: It's fine because I never liked niggers in the first place.

Blackout: I never liked crackers in the first place either.

Anthony: GO BACK TO YO PLANTATION NIGGA!

Blackout: GO BACK TO YO FARMHOUSE, OVERUSED WALLPAPER!

Everyone: *gasps dramatically*

PB: Well damn....

Caesar: You ain't had to be that harsh.

Blackout: Did y'all forget how racist he is??!!

Everyone but Anthony: *mutters, shrug* I don't remember him being racist...

Anthony: I remember.

Blackout: HES ADMITTING TO IT!!!

PB: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Duff: Yeah Blackout, are you okay? Are you seeing and or hearing things?

Swift: yeah! I've never I my life heard that Anthony was racist.

Blackout: This has got to be some kind of joke...this don't make no damn sense...

Anthony: Yeah Blackout, I'm not racist. Why would I be??

Blackout: IMMA KILL YOU—

PB: *face palms self* ...

To be continued...

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