Caesar: Today is mah first day of work y'all. It's time I start getting responsible, since my husband won't do it. 😠
Anthony: I am being responsible, I'm taking care of your black ass.
Caesar: I ain't got time for it. I'm off to work guys. * waves, walks out *
Duff: Bye bitch!
PB: Cya later!
Rebel: Don't let the cars run you over!
Swift: Reb-
Caesar: Bye bitches! * walks out, sighs * Finally, the day I become an official adult! Even though I'm only 17...
Later at Walmart...
???: Hello! Are you Caesar?
Caesar: uh- yea, who askin?
Henry: Me! Name's Henry! * shakes Caesar's hand *
Caesar: You forgot Corona existed you fucking retard.
Henry: OH YEAH- * yanks hands away, squirts hand sanitizer in his hands, rubs hands together * Sorry about that...this Covid thing is just...getting outrageous, aye? * laughs nervously *
Caesar: Yes. It is. -mind- He's so weird... Anyways, may you please tell me what I'm supposed to be doing?
Henry: you're working the cash register today!
Caesar: Alright.
Henry: Allow me to help!
Caesar: You do be kinda seggsy, so I guess so. But I'm warning you, I'm married nigga. Don play no games wit me. * rolls eyes *
Henry: Oh- ahaha....right... -_-
Several Hours Later...
Caesar: That was the last customer boss.
Henry: Well done Caesar! You can take your first payment now!
Caesar: HELL YEAH $200?! IM RICH AS FUCK!
Anthony: $780?! IM FUCKING RICH!
Caesar: WHET DE HALE?! Ant?! What are you doing here?!
Anthony: Nigger I work here... -_- You black peoples an y'all minds be wack.
Caesar: Don't start-
Anthony: Oh hey Pocahontas! 😃 * waves at Henry *
Henry: haha...very funny Anthony... * groans in disappointment *
Caesar: Anthony he's Indian, you don't need to be making fun of him too!
Anthony: Sweetie what? That was a compliment. Anyone would want to be Pocahontas! Except for me because I refuse to do the Tarzan call in the middle of nowhere.
Caesar: BOY!
Anthony: Yes???
Caesar: * slaps Anthony * SHUT UP! Henry...how have you not fired him yet?
Henry: I've dealt with that for 4 years...
Caesar: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!
Henry: I have nerves of steel.
Caesar: Accurate. Well I'm goin home now, cya tomorrow. Come on Ant.
Anthony: I refuse to ride with a nigger, I'm walking home. * leaves *
Caesar: SONOFABITCH—
To be continued...
