Caesar: * humming Rihanna's Lift Me Up *
Swift: You always humming shit, da fuck is you humming this time?
Caesar: None of yo got damn business, mom.
Swift: -mutters- I ain't no damn woman...
Rebel: Them moans say otherwise. Ahehehehehehehehe.
Swift: -_-...
Caesar: 😒...
Rebel: Ahehehehe- heh....mm... 😐
Duff: Y'all, it be quiet as fuck in here.
Caesar: Well for one, Anthony's at work—
Anthony: * breaks down door, shouts * HELLO FAMILY OF NIGGERS! IT IS I! SIR ANTHONY TO THE RESCUE OF THOSE WHO ARE OF CAUCASIAN DECENT! * places fists on hips *
Duff: I spoke too soon dammit. * rolls eyes *
Caesar: Son of a bitch...
Swift: Who you callin a bitch?
Caesar: Not you, ho! 😡
Swift: Aw why? 🥺
Caesar: Becau— Whaaaat?
Rebel: Don't listen to him, bitch. Daddy will take over... * hugs Swift, slaps Swift aggressively *
Swift: OW! * crying * Thank you honey, just how I like it! 😭
Caesar: 😟
Anthony: Mm, kinky!
Peanut: Shut up Anthony.
Anthony: And what're gonna do about it, tar donkey?
Peanut: I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Jermal: Do it, I'll record it. * grabs phone *
Anthony: And I'll record you crossing the border! * laughs, winks *
Jermal: * pummels Anthony *
Anthony: Owwww....fuuuuuck...
Duff: Y'all, my boyfriend just bought me flowers! * sticks tongue out * AH 🤪!
Caesar: Nigga what? Not yo ass still dating that fake dude!
Duff: He ain't fake, * caresses phone * He mo real than any of y'all hoes in this room. -3-
Peanut: The fuck is that suppose to mean?
Duff: You fake too.
Peanut: How?
Duff: You had a kid without telling anybody. * crosses arms, turns away with sass * HMPH 😤!
Caesar: Hol up—
Swift: YOU HAD A KID?!
Rebel: Peanut has a kid? 🤨
Anthony: You're a woman?!
Everyone: * glares at Anthony *
Anthony: Don't tell me that I was the only one that didn't know that.
Swift: Fucking how?!
Anthony: I mean, it's a house full of dudes man. To me, she blended in with the others.
Peanut: How * grabs tits * if I have these???
Anthony: I thought they were tumors.
Peanut: ...I'm going to legitimately hurt you...and when I do, I won't be sorry...
Jermal: * gets camera ready *
Caesar: ...* slow blink * YOU HAVE A KID?!
Swift: Caesar, we're over that subject now.
Caesar: Said who bitch?!
Swift: Ahhhnnn~ 😩
Caesar: Ew...what the fuck—
Anthony: Okay so...when you made the baby, how did he transfer the sperm to the nonexistent egg?
Peanut: ITS NOT NONEXISTENT! I HAVE A UTERUS!
Anthony: So...that baby you had, right...?
Peanut: What... -__-
Anthony: Is it a girl or a boy?
Duff: I don't like where this is going.
Jermal: Me eitha.
Anthony: -mutters- Ratchet ass response... I'm just curious, for the viewers' sakes.
Jermal: Nigga what?!
Peanut: A girl...why?
Anthony: I say we name it "Martin Luther King Abraham the Third, He Saved the Coloreds".
Peanut: We are not naming her— WHAT?!
Caesar: That way too long, WAIT A DAMN MINUTE— * punches Anthony's shoulder *
Anthony: * holds shoulder * OWWWHOWHOWHOW!!!! 😫
Duff: Okay but, for real though, what's her name?
Peanut: I am not revealing my daughter's name... -_-
Caesar: Why nooooot? 😭
Swift: Yeah whyyyyyy? ;-;
Rebel: It's cause I'm black...isn't it?
Peanut: ...-sarcasm- suuurrrreee...
Anthony: Finally, someone who agrees with my views!
Peanut: Nononono, I ain't agreeing with shit. I was just being sarcastic.
Anthony: Dammit...Abraham Lincoln should've left you niggers to rot.
Peanut: This is why I don't tell you shit.
Caesar: Then tell us!
Peanut: Fine! * whispers to everyone but Anthony *
Anthony: HEY! Tell me too! Or imma keep guessing. Susan, Amanda, Jalissa, Shamirah, BooKeeKee, Bonqueesha—
Duff: It just gets worse!
Anthony: Jiggerboo!
Peanut: Okay...we're done here.
Anthony: ONE MORE!!
Peanut: What is it? -_-...
Jermal: Please don't say it...
Anthony: Nigg—
To be continued...
