Pt. 64

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Anthony: I still can't believe you're a woman.

Peanut: Didn't we already have this fucking conversation in the last part?? 🤨

Anthony: And?

Jermal: * typing essay * Hmm...aw shit...I done fucked up...

Caesar: What's wrong? * looks over Jermal's shoulder at monitor * Oh, damn you can't spell.

Anthony: * glares at Jermal * ... 😡

Peanut: I could help if you wa—

Jermal: * glares at Peanut * Shut the fuck up Peanut, I'm busy trying to work on my essay. Damn! 😠 * turns back to monitor * Now, where was I?

Caesar: I gotchu. I think I know what to do.

Jermal: Hey, thanks man! 😃

Peanut: Wha—...

Anthony: -mutters- Imma send his ass back to Mexico if he keeps talking to my man...

Swift: What?? 🤨

Anthony: OH SHIT! Nothing! * sweating *

Swift: * slow blink * Uhhh huh... * shakes head * Anyways, how is my sweet baby doing? ☺️ * kisses Caesar on the cheek *

Caesar: AYOOOOOO! THAT'S GAY AS FUCK BRO!

Swift: * shook * Wha— How?! I'm your dad!

Jermal: Ayoooo, that is beyond me, my nigga.

Peanut: -mutters- That is kinda gay though...

Swift: SHUT THE FUCK UP PEANUT!

Peanut: NO YOU, YOU PURPLE-PINK BITCH! -mind- How the fuck did he hear me?

Rebel: Okay to be fair, you're the author. Your thoughts are always out loud.

Peanut: Son of a bitch!

Swift: Ahhhnnnnn~ 😩

Peanut: Okay why do you keep doing that?

Swift: Doing what?

Peanut: Wha— THE MOAN YOU JUST DID!

Swift: I didn't moan, what moan? 🤨

Anthony: He moaned??

Rebel: I didn't hear anything.

Duff: * kissing phone * I love you so much baaaaabbee! 😭

Peanut: Weirdo...

Caesar: Who moaned?

Peanut: Y-Your dad!

Caesar: Oh, he did? I don't remember that happening. Anyways, you're supposed to say, "Abraham freed all the people OF color" not "OOF". -mutters- You dumb fuck...

Jermal: Ohhh damn. I ain't know that. * corrects error * Thanks Cee! You're so helpful, UNLIKE ALL THESE OTHER HOES IN HERE!

Peanut: HEY! I TRIED TO HELP! YOU REJECTED ME!

Jermal: Of course I did. Don't nobody want yo ugly ass. I'd rather fuck Duff, and I'm straight.

Duff: HA! Wait— you're straight?

Anthony: GET THE FUCK OFF MY MAN!

Jermal: I DONT WANT HIM!

Anthony: BULL-FUCKIN-SHIT! I saw y'all fuckin over there!

Rebel: Duff, how the fuck did you forget that Jermal what straight?

Duff: Well he's hanging out with a bunch of faggots. Except for Peanut, that traitor.

Peanut: Not my fault I like dick. 🙄

Anthony: This nigger is writing an essay on the man who made him free. HAHAHAH, ironic as fuck.

Jermal: Imma beat yo ass harder than I did last time if you keep sayin stupid shit, foo.

Anthony: If you're gonna do that, you might as well give me the whole course! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone: glaring at Anthony * -_-

Anthony: Ehehehe...eheh...mm. 😐 Y'all too serious nowadays.

Peanut: It's called growing up Anthony, something that you obviously have not done yet. 😒

Anthony: Aye man, * holds hand up *
yolo.

Caesar: Yeah...he's not wrong. Look Peanut, whether you have kids or not, you gotta live yo life to its full potential. * crosses arms * That's what I do anyways! 😏

Jermal: Kinda hard to do wit Anthony around... 🙄

Anthony: Hope you get depleted.

Jermal: Hope you get yo ass whooped.

Anthony: Hope you go back to Mexico.

Jermal: Hope you yeetus.

Anthony: Hope you-...what? Hope you hop the border again.

Jermal: It's funny, cuz you used that joke 30 minutes ago. -_-

Anthony: Reused ones always work. 😌

Caesar: Imma divorce his ass...

Anthony: Baby wait!

Swift: Y'all I want another baby.

Everyone: What?!

Anthony: Finally, another nigg—






































To be continued...

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