Previously, on the TMNT street punk interview
Everyone please welcome, Rebel!
*everyone claps*
Reporter: Hello, and welcome to the interview Mr. Rebel.
Jeff: Finally, what is the meaning of life?
Rebel: hmm......that's a tough one....
Jeff: Take your time–
Rebel: life is bull carp!
Jeff: -_- .......okay well everyone, that's all we have time for today! Give Rebel another round of applause!
*everyone claps*
Now, we welcome a special someone, someone who was created by the baddest gal I ever met, and his creator is Hashiree!
Everyone give it up for, Caesar Kindel!
*applause*
Jeff: Hello Caesar. Let me just say that you are my least favorite.
Caesar: -_-......
Jeff: ....Kidding! So anyway, do you enjoy being with your parents?
Caesar: No!
Jeff: Okay, why?
Caesar: Because, all they do is fuck!
Swift: Ho!
Rebel: *yells* YEAH WHAT HE SAID!
Jeff: So anyway, how is life treating you young man?
Caesar: Like carp.
Jeff: ....well....okay! Anyway, Do you have any friends?
Caesar: No, I can't get friends because of how cute I am.
Jeff: Okay, that makes sense.
Caesar: *facepalms self* Ugh! Dude of course I got friends.
Jeff: Oh! What are their names?
Caesar: Anthony–
Anthony: *yells out* You know you belong to me bich!
Caesar: *yells* WHATEVER ANTHONY!
Jeff: 0-0.....well then....
Caesar: I'm so sorry, he's just jealous I'm up here and he's not.
Jeff: That's fine, I totally understand.
Anthony: IMMA DESTROY YOU!
Caesar: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY!
Caesar starts throwing chairs at Anthony, while Anthony is dodging them.
Jeff: CUT! CUT, CUT, CUT!
This program has been marked offensive and violent for young viewers, please hold...
Jeff: *clears throat* Okay sorry everyone but we have to leave early. *faster* hopeyouallenjoyedthisepisodeofstreetpukchatandhopeyoualljoinusagainnextweekbye!
PB: Thanks for reading guys! If you want to be in an interview, just ask in the comments section. Bye!
To be continued......
