Pt. 51

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Rebel: Oh wow.

PB: Hm? What is it?

Swift: something's up?

Duff: the sky.

Swift: no one was asking you, fucking retard.

Duff: shutcho kaknuckle head lookin ass up!

Swift: We ain't got time for this. Imma be an adult and ✨ ignore ✨ it. * smiles *

Rebel: Anyways...I can't believe it...

Caesar: Can't believe what dad?

Anthony: Watch out, the nigger might be deceiving you to waste your most prized and valued time.

Caesar: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

Anthony: Why are you still not a slave yet?

Caesar: * gut jabs Anthony in the stomach *

Anthony: ERUGH! * falls to floor *

Rebel: I can't believe that Peanut is still a girl...

PB: * slow blink * What?

Swift: I knew it was gonna be something dumb as hale.... -__-

Caesar: Nigga wheeet? Whachu mean?

Rebel: whaddya mean whadye mean?

Anthony: Nigger talk intensifies.

Jermal: MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! DAMN!

Anthony: Shut up homophobic bigot.

Jermal: Nigha I ain't say nun about me bein homophobic. Now you just makin up shit...

Anthony: Hm? What? Sorry, I couldn't understand nigger talk.

Jermal: Imma beat his ass.

Caesar: Not worth it -_-

Rebel: Like I thought she was gonna eventually turn into a man.

Anthony: Why do Mexicans cross the boarder illegally?

Caesar: * long sigh * Here we go...

Duff: Lord have mercy...

Anthony: To get to the other side where Isis awaits. * cringe laugh * 😜

Swift: Get the hell out.

Anthony: Not on my watch, you underwashed panty hanger!

Swift: says the overdramatic pale chub!

Anthony: THATS WHY I FUCKED YO SON!

Swift: THATS WHY YO HEAD BIG AS FUCK!

PB: I'm still a girl...

Rebel: I know but when do you turn into a man?

PB: .........whaaaat?????

Rebel: nevermind. Straight girls are so dumb!

PB: that could be taken as offensive.

Rebel: I don't give a fuck 😃

Anthony: Mexicans are only good for one thing.

Caesar: Oh Jesus...

Anthony: Cleaning my house 💀

Caesar: SHUT UP!

Anthony: it's true.

Jermal: I hate that I jus so happen to be part Mexican....

PB: * sigh * I know...

Romiro: Hey bitches!

Everyone: AYE BITCH! 😝 ✌🏽

Romiro: wassup? Whas going down, ya know what I'm sayin?

Anthony: No because I don't speak black. * snickers *

Romiro: 😐😑😐 Shut the fuck up Anthony.

Anthony: I'm tired.

Caesar: Of what?

Anthony: Me not eating your ass. * licks air * COMERÉ BABY!

Caesar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME! * runs around the house *

Anthony: * chases Caesar *

Jermal: Man what is goin on???

PB: I....I don't know.

Swift: Penis.

PB: Why?

Rebel: Cock

PB: Alright that's enough-
















To be continued...

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