Anthony: You guys.
Caesar: What now, nigga?
Swift: Please don't tell me it's something stupid.
Rebel: Or racist.
Anthony: Nope! Not this time.
Everyone: *looks at Anthony confused* ...
Duff: Anthony, you okay...?
Anthony: yeah! Never been better! *smiles, takes deep breath* Anyway, I'm happy to tell you all,
that Caesar is pregnant!
Caesar: *spits out beverage* HELL NAW WE AINT STARTIN THIS SHIT—
Jamiroquai: *growls* Top yelling beech!
Duff: *pops Jamiroquai on the hand* STOP CUSSING BOY!
Jamiroquai: *blows raspberry* Tut up n-niggew!
Everybody: *gasps, glares at Anthony*
Anthony: What?
Caesar: Why he cussin?
Anthony: I don't know bitch!
Caesar: Don't call me that! Ho...
Swift: Y'all, the baby kicking now.
PB: Aww!
Rebel: Shut the hell up. You rapist!
PB: HOW AM I A RAPIST?!
Rebel: You forced Swift to be pregnant!
PB: *looks at Swift, looks back at Rebel* Oh yeah.
Duff: It's time to eat sweetie! *attempts tickling Jamiroquai*
Jamiroquai: Don touch me h-ho!
Duff: STOP CUSSIN! DAMN!
Anthony: Told ya I ain't teach him them words.
Blackout: Why you sound black?
Anthony: I don't know. Probably because you passed the nigger onto me.
Blackout: SAY THAT AGAIN!
Anthony: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER-!
Caesar: Anthony, baby, please stop that mess. Ugh *rolls eyes*.
Anthony: Suck my dick!
Caesar: *moans* Okay daddy~!
PB: Uh-...
Rebel: Babe, I love you, but this has to stop.
Swift: What does?
Rebel: This.
Jamiroquai: Doe suct a dick, pussy!
Duff: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DAMN, ACT JUS LIKE YO DADDY!
Daniel: *holds hand in air* I ain't got nothing to do with them.
Duff: Daniel. I'm pregnant again!
Everyone: NIGGER WHA?!
Caesar: Anthony, I'm gay...
Anthony: *gets down on knees, shakes fists in the air dramatically, yells* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
PB: *face palms self* What kind of story is this?
To be continue
