Swift: Hey, Anthony?
Anthony: Yeah...?
Swift: Why you so gay?
Anthony: HUH?!
Swift: HOLD ON! I'm not trying to offend you or anything. I'm jus asking.
Anthony: Well... *thinks* it all started when I was in kindergarten—
Caesar: not dat far!
Anthony: Oh! Well that's easy, I used to be a bottom.
Blackout: I'm not surprised.
Anthony: HEHAH! THATS WHAT HE— *realizes he insulted himself* said...?
Caesar: HAH! Dumb ass nigga.
Anthony: Anything for you baby~.
Caesar: *moans*
Anthony: *growls sexually*
PB: *walks in*
Anthony: *moans*
Caesar: *moans louder*
PB: ... *walks out*
Swift: WAit! PB come back!
Rebel: She gone...
Blackout: you like girls?
Rebel: *glares at Blackout* Do I look like I like girls?
Anthony: Yes.
Rebel: Fuck you!
Duff: *muffled* You already did...
Rebel: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUFF!
Duff: YOUr SHUT THE FUCK UP REB!
Rebel: DAMN YOU SO UGLY!
Duff: DAMN YOU SO DUSTY!
PB: OOF
Swift: *crosses arms* Hey! That's not nice!
Duff: So?
Anthony: Why do the black people always gotta argue?
Caesar: It's not always black people Anthony.
Anthony: So what, are we talking about Asians then—?
Caesar: WHAT?! NO! *looks at PB* PB, WHAT THE HELL?
PB: *shrugs* Filler...?
Duff: *looks at PB again* Could you make me pregnant again?
PB: No—
Duff: Why?
PB: Because—
Duff: Is it because I'm gay?
PB: Wh-WHAT?! N-no—!
Swift: Wow...
Rebel: *shakes head, sips tea* Sexist...
Blackout: Uh Reb, I don't think that's what that mean—
Anthony: I always knew you sexy ass wuz a homophobe.
PB: I AM NOT NO DAMN HOMOPHOBE!
Rebel: Then why ain't you gay?!
PB: BECAUSE I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!
Rebel: Is he cute?
PB: Yes.
Swift: Is he kind?
PB: Yes—
Anthony: Is he gay—?
Ceasar: *punches Anthony in his dicc*
Anthony: *holds dicc, falls* OWWWWWWWWWWAAA—
PB: NO ANTHONY! HE WOULDNT BE DATING ME IF HE WERE GAY!
Duff: I'm pregnant again.
PB: You're welcome!
Rebel: *spits out tea* NIGGA WHAT—?!
To be continued...
