Anthony: I tried my best not to be mean to y'all, but like, y'all are all some crusty ass motherfuckers.
Caesar: and you's a tricky skanky ass bitch!
Anthony: nigger talk has returned.
Rebel: I'm just so tired...
Swift: of what?
Rebel: Of Anthony existing...
Duff: I know right?! Like why is he so ugly?!
Caesar: he is not ugly, he is sexy.
Anthony: thanks nigger
Caesar: I take back what I said.
Anthony: Baybeh noooo! * fake cries *
Rebel: even his crying be ugly...
Anthony: * stops * Bro, I swear that one of these days Imma beat yo ass for real, dog.
Rebel: I'm not a dog, dumb ass. * rolls eyes * I'm a mutant turtle. The there's a difference!
Swift: Reb, you dumb as hale. You know what he meant!
Rebel: No I don't!
Anthony: I told you black people are the stupidest race to exist.
Caesar: I'm annoyed.
Anthony: Why? By what??? * concerned *
Caesar: By you.
Anthony: But baby, why? O.O
Caesar: WELL FOR FUCKING ONE YOURE RACIST AS FUCK AND TWO YOURE RUDE!
Anthony: but that's because your dad is mean.
Caesar: HOW?!
Anthony: he called me ugly.
Duff: and you called him a nigger.
Anthony: fair play is it now? 😌
Swift: no. No it isn't.
Anthony: No one asked you, Obama.
Swift: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Anthony: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY AFRICAN BROOMSTICK!
Swift: YOU LOOK LIKE AN ALBINO COCKROACH WIT YO CRUSTY ASS!
Anthony: and you look black.
Swift: BRUH-
Duff: Gottem.
Caesar: Good one Anthony!
Anthony: thanks!
Swift: WHAT?!
PB: What is going on???
Rebel: the main characters are being dicks.
Anthony: I'm being as nice as possible Peanut. I have no idea what he is describing.
Rebel: DONT PLAY INNOCENT NOW!
Caesar: I like big dicks!
PB: Ew.
Duff: Same!
Anthony: No one cares about your opinions Duff.
Duff: YOU A BITCH!
Anthony: you're a whore.
Duff: AND?!
Anthony: ... * slow blink * Uh....that wasn't a compliment.
Caesar: Duff you ain't no damn whore.
Duff: how do you know?
Caesar: ...never mind.
Duff: exactly. So shut yo bitch ass up.
Caesar: WHO THE FUCK IS YOU TALKING TO?!
Duff: YOU NIGGA!
Anthony: ooh he said the n-word!
PB: YOU SAY IT TOO!
Anthony: yeah but that's because it's funny when I say it -3-
PB: No-
Rebel: I'm hungry.
Swift: Same.
PB: I don't care.
Rebel: No one likes you Peanut.
Swift: yeah you're a pussy.
PB: ;-; ....
Anthony: it's okay, I'll kiss you.
PB: no thanks I'm taken-
Anthony: by me.
PB: NO FUCK OFF! YOURE MARRIED!
Anthony: oh yeah.
Caesar: imma divorce him one day.
Anthony: and then I'll send yo ass back to the plantation.
Swift: I am the plantation.
PB: you what-
Caesar: what?
Anthony: Um...
Duff: Da fuck?!
Rebel: Well damn...
PB: what just happened?
To be continued?
