Anthony: Hey peanut!
PB: * rolls eyes * Ugh....what AnThONy?
Anthony: ....why you say my name like that?
PB: because I can.
Anthony: Did Benjamin Franklin tell you that?
PB: if you don't shut up....Wait what-
Caesar: why are we talking about Benjamin Franklin?
Duff: oh you mean dat white dood that discovered electricity? I love him, he was a seggsy fat boi!
Anthony: Because he's all for slavery, get it? 😏
PB: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I BET YOUD GET HURT ON THE STREETS JUST BY SAYIN THAT SHIT!
Anthony: And? If I do, so what? All I have to do is call the cops and he'd be on his way to a jail cell. 😏
PB: That's it I'm beating his ass-
Caesar: No, I'm beating his ass 😐
PB: ? ....what's that supposed to mean?
Caesar: that means I be toppin him too!
PB: Wait...
Rebel: Caesar.
Caesar: What?
Rebel: Yous a top??? 🤨
Duff: You look too feminine to be a top. But that's what makes it fun~. * moans *
Caesar: Shut the fuck up Duff.
Duff: Okay daddy—
PB: What-
Caesar: But yes, I'm a top.
Anthony: He's really bad at though. Wanna know why guys?
Swift: I have a feeling I already know why...
Jermal: He gone say sum racist ain't he? -_-
Anthony: No! * shakes head * You guys are too quick to judge. Anyways, as I was saying. You're bad at being a top because you're black-
Caesar: * karate kicks Anthony in the chin *
Anthony: * flips and falls onto floor * Owwwwww....
PB: 😬
Duff: He deserved it.
Rebel: Yeah.
Swift: I agree with you on this one Duff.
Jermal: Yee.
Swift: What's it like bein a top? Rebel never lets me do it. -3-
Rebel: because I already dominated you and claimed you as mah territory.
Anthony: * dusts off shirt * Wellthatwasuncalledfor. Anyway, Yeah I'm a bottom too. So what? It's better than being black.
Jermal: Do you evah take into consideration that yo words be hurtful to some people?
Anthony: No not really. Why? Do I need to? 🤨
Jermal: -_-... How ain't he dead yet?
PB: thats what I'm asking.
Anthony: You're human right?
Duff: Nigga do I look human to you?
Anthony: I wasn't talking to you, you used toilet paper.
Duff: Fuck you!
Anthony: I was talking to Peanis.
PB: "Peanut".... -_-
Anthony: okay Peanis. You're the only human in this book, right?
PB: Right...? -mind- Where is this going..??
Anthony: Shouldn't you be a furry instead?
Duff: Yeah!
Caesar: Join the furry gang Peanut!
PB: No thanks. I'm good. Having friends that are furries are enough for me.
Rebel: I have a feeling that's foreshadowing real life.
PB: Shut up-
Rebel: Uno reverse.
Jermal: Late ass.
Rebel: Says the one who waited 4 years to come visit an old friend.
Jermal: Piss off.
Anthony: yeah because humans are like niggers, they never stop trying. * laughs *
PB: -_-
Duff: RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!
Anthony: SHUT THE FUCK UP UNCLE TOM!
Duff: JUST BECAUSE I DATE WHITE GUYS DONT MEAN IM THEIR SLAVE!
Anthony: you're mine though. 😜
Duff: * bitch slaps Anthony *
Anthony: Ow—
PB: * sigh * I'm too tired for this...
Anthony: What? Too tired to suck this emascúlate cock? 😏
PB: * punches Ant * When will you shut the fuck up?
Anthony: When slavery comes back.
PB: That's it—
To be continued...
