Duff: *coos at Jamiroquai* Y'all, dis mah baby. Where the baby daddy at?
Daniel: ...I ain't the daddy of that.
Caesar: Why aren't you?
Daniel: What- WHAT THE- *growls* THAT BABY IS WHITE!
Anthony: RACIST!
Caesar: Boy, I know you ain't talkin.
Anthony: Shut the fuck up. *licks lips* You sexy bitch~.
Caesar: *moans*
Anthony: *moans back*
PB: Um-...
Ghost: Finally, a new family member...
Blackout: Congrats Duff!
Duff: *sighs in relief* Thank you! At least someone cares... *looks at Daniel* -_-...
Daniel: I still ain't the daddy of that thing.
Swift: That ain't no thing. *points at Jamiroquai* Dats yo baby.
Daniel: No it's not.
PB: Yes you are.
Daniel: NIGGA SAYS WHO—
PB: Says the writer.
Daniel: ...Well, who the writer is?
Everyone else: *face palms self and groans*
Anthony: I like it eight inches!
Caesar: *slaps Anthony in the mouth* Don't nobody wanna hear that shit!
Anthony: Fuck you bitch.
Caesar: WHO THE- *punches Anthony in the gut* FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO
NIGGA?!
Rebel: I can't believe you pregnant without mah consent. *shakes head in shame*
Swift: I didn't do this. PB did.
PB: He's right... *sighs in disappointment*
Duff: COME HERE AND HOLD YO CHILD!
Jamiroquai: *pulls thumb out of mouth* Tom hew nigga!
Anthony: *laughs obnoxiously* HAHA! HE CALLED YOU A NIGGA!
Daniel: SHUT THE FUCK UP ANTHONY, DAMN!
Anthony: That's why yo breath stank.
Daniel: that's why yo asshole loose.
Anthony: Oh yeah? Well, I like it loose thank you!
Swift: ew...
Daniel: Yo ugly ass, lookin like a damn T-Rex.
Anthony: Go back to the plantation, nigger.
Daniel: EXCUSE ME?!
Duff&Caesar: Oh mah lord-...
MC: Ebola!
PB: GET THE FUCK OUT!
MC: Make me bitch!
Rebel: I like Swift's *ussy.
Everyone else: *gasps*
Rebel: *looks around confused* What??
PB: There is no plot to any of this.
Duff: *gasps* my period back y'all.
Caesar: If you don't shut yo dumb as up...
Blackout: I still like Anthony.
Anthony: DA FUQ?!
Caesar: ANTHONY!
Anthony: WHAT BITCH?!
Caesar: BITE MAH TITTIE!
PB: What-....?
To be continued
