Anthony: everyone....I have finally come to my senses that what I've been saying and doing is wrong.
Caesar: oh really? -mutters- It took him a whole year to figure that out?
Swift: holy fuck. You finally realized your wrong doings.
Rebel: well I'll be damned...
Anthony: I've realized that I'm....
Caesar: intrigued *
Anthony: I'm just too straight.
Everyone: what....
Anthony: yeah! I feel like I should be gayer.
Caesar: please no...you're gay enough.
Anthony: that's what she said!
Swift: ......what?
Ace: tilts head *
Anthony: nothing nigger.
Swift: DONT CALL ME THAT!
Anthony: okay! Nigger! UwU
Swift: imma kill him...
Caesar: no me first.
Anthony: that's what I said last night~.
Caesar: yeah because you always cum first!
Anthony: exactly— what?!
Rebel: HA! DUMB BITCH!
Anthony: at least I'm not a nigger.
Caesar: shut yo dumb ass up!
Anthony: did someone hear something....?
Swift: please get the fuck out.
Anthony: no thanks. I'd be bored if I didn't have anybody to bully.
Caesar: SYOP BULLYING ME!
Anthony: why???
Caesar: BECAUSE IM YO HUSBAND!
Anthony: really????
Caesar: face palm *
Swift: you're so fucking dumb even the dirt particles are smarter than yo ass at this point.
Anthony: you're so black that even I can't see you at night.
Rebel: I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU!
Anthony: DO IT!
Caesar: wait hol up....
Duff: that's a lil sus....
Anthony: that's the point bitch.
Rebel: I wouldn't fuck you in a million years!
Caesar: you did it before...
Duff: he ain't wrong...
Rebel: shut the fuck up Duff, no one was talking to yo dumb ass!
Duff: DONT START WIT ME FUCK NIGGA! I WILL DICK SLAP YOU!
Rebel: WITH WHAT DICK?!
Everyone: DAYUM!
Duff: THE ONE IMMA BOUT TO WHIP YOU WIT!
Anthony: I didn't know we were watching pornh*b live.....
Caesar: EW WHAT THE HELL! WE AINT WATCHING THAT SHIT!
Anthony: .....?
Caesar: unless...
Anthony: 😏
Swift: stop being gay!
Anthony: stop being black!
Duff: stop being racist!
Anthony: stop existing. You're out breeding the whites with your black genes.
Duff: stop it! You might offend people.
Anthony: isn't this the point of my presence?
Swift: well...
Caesar: I mean....
Rebel: trying to ignore by drinking coffee *
Anthony: PENIS!
Caesar: what?
Anthony: suck it please!
Caesar: fuck off!
Anthony: but baby!!!
Caesar: walks out *
Anthony: it's okay I have your mom!
Swift: fuck that shit...
Anthony: I'll just go fuck myself then...
Everyone: good idea!
Me: what the fuck....?
To be continued....
